myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Makes warthog noises when he gets his prostate examined.

[[classic swim]]

Wears a hibachi chef hat and fake mustache when he conducts a prostate or cavity search.

[The_annoying_one]

Squeals like a pig when the hibachi chef does amazing knife stunts.

[-Kudasai-]

Met a young Jennifer Lopez at a local arcade then proceeded to annihilate her in Mortal Kombat.

Edited January 31 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

has a complete 'jennifer lopez' hand puppet set. likes to walk around singing 'taco flavored kisses' from the early renditions of south park. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is anxiously waiting for a Damn Yankees reunion tour.

[[classic swim]]

Serves his girlfriend a dish of pretzels covered by a cloche as he wears a hibachi chef hat with fake mustache going “Bon Appétit!”

[discolé monade]

was the choreographer on the set of 'ted'

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Once had a pen pal in Norway, but things ended really weirdly when she asked the pen pal to please send 11 snails as soon as possible.

[-Kudasai-]

Has been ducking JLO for 30 years from that Mortal Kombat rematch

Edited January 31 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

#1 on his bucket list is to beat each of the Backstreet Boys in Mario Kart.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco about the time he made Ghostrek crack walnuts using his feet because Ghostrek misplaced TAO's nutcracker.

Edited Sunday at 01:43 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Somehow got away with blasting AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells” inside a nursery.

[scoobdog]

Didn’t get away with blasting AC/DC’s “Hells Bells”  at a nunnery…. and has multiple awkward hickeys to prove it.

[The_annoying_one]

Rigged Mr. Hoonie’s car to play “Baby Got Back” every single time he goes in reverse.

[[classic swim]]

He was trying to figure out if his girlfriend was kissing Kudasai’s pp so he sang to her like the guy from The Zombies going “I really wanna knowwwwoaahh!”

[-Kudasai-]

Legally changed his name to Al Lee Gator.

Edited Wednesday at 08:03 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Does the Monster Mash when he thinks no one is looking.

[-Kudasai-]

Legally changed his name to Joe Mama.

[[classic swim]]

Tackled Charleston White down the stairs.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a sock puppet named Horatio McCarthy.

[little_girl_lost]

Emails random people "Please take the tape off of your webcam"

[The_annoying_one]

Communicates with everyone by writing a really long letter, even face-to-face.

[little_girl_lost]

After viewing pornography, writes long letters to the stars, the jist of which are "You're doing it wrong"

[discolé monade]

is going to recreate every dish in julia child's 'mastering the art of french cooking' but using margarine instead. 

Edited Tuesday at 07:01 PM by discolé monade
i have this book. lol and couldn't remember the name.

[The_annoying_one]

Is working on a reenactment of Wuthering Heights, but using only stick figures.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Lives his life by the philosophy of WWJD.

Spoiler

WWJD = What Would JLO Do?

Spoiler

I had a hard time deciding if "What Would JLO Do" or "What Would Jigglypuff Do" is funnier. I hope I made the right choice.

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is currently hard at work establishing The Church Of Larry The Cable Guy.

[-Kudasai-]

His favorite hobby is building World War 1 fighter planes out of toothpicks.

Edited Wednesday at 01:50 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Knows my toothpick World War 1 fighter planes are no match for his mashed potato howitzer.

[-Kudasai-]

Puts ketchup on ice cream, Heinz to be exact. 

Edited 22 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

as our intrepid warrior enters his place of business, he blasts 'sexy boy' through his giant boom box. 

[-Kudasai-]

Knows it's really this theme

Spoiler

 

 

Edited 10 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to climb trees and yell “You’ll never take it from me!” at everyone who passes by.

[[classic swim]]

Replaces train wheels with Oreo cookies.

[-Kudasai-]

Traded in his chicken suit for an alligator suit in honor of his new legal government name. He now resides in Sunrise, Florida.

[[classic swim]]

Woke up Disco for complimentary breakfast in bed. Wore a hibachi chef hat with fake mustache when he opened up a cloche of Disco’s fish nuggets going “Bon Appétit!”

[The_annoying_one]

Bought a leaf blower just to blow it in people’s faces and laugh about it.

[[classic swim]]

Saw Kudasai sleeping on his stomach in the nude and paid ghostrek 5 bucks to insert a fish nugget into his hairy butt and then eat it.

[-Kudasai-]

Stopped Ghostrek because he remembered that Kudasai has a license to carry.

[discolé monade]

walks around walkmart, carrying an armful of alarm clocks, and telling anyone that will listen, that he pities the fool. 

[The_annoying_one]

Spends most Saturday afternoons hanging out in the IHOP parking lot, passing out pamphlets about the many uses of the cucumber.

[discolé monade]

while in a fitting room, he likes to yell out "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER! LITTLE HELP, MATE?""

[-Kudasai-]

Was one of the persons who's laughter was used in the laugh track for various Scooby Doo cartoons.

[The_annoying_one]

Writes out full episodes of The Jetsons in his free time.

[little_girl_lost]

Holds funerals for dead batteries

[-Kudasai-]

Calls mac and cheese Kraft dinner.

[little_girl_lost]

Calls hamburgers "steamed hams"

[-Kudasai-]

Claims the Aurora Borealis is in her kitchen.

[The_annoying_one]

Prefers chicken sandwiches with bone-in chicken breasts.