myth busters: boar3d edition

[scoobdog]

Has his photo up at every fast food drive up in Fallon, Nevada.

[-Kudasai-]

Is running for Sheriff in Seminole, Oklahoma. 

[The_annoying_one]

Called the mayor of Rendville, Ohio to ask if their refrigerator was running.

[-Kudasai-]

Is planning on visiting Mr. Hoonie at the federal prison in Leavenworth, Kansas

[The_annoying_one]

Went to Myrtle Beach and stepped on a little kid’s sandcastle.

[-Kudasai-]

Can't seem to get along with his goldfish.

[[classic swim]]

Filled a fish bowl with Pepperidge Farm goldfish crackers.

[The_annoying_one]

Made his very own zoo in his backyard with animal crackers.

[-Kudasai-]

Obliterated Ghostrek in Ghostbusters trivia.

[The_annoying_one]

Cheats at Solitaire.

[-Kudasai-]

Informed the warden at the Leavenworth Federal Prison that Mr. Hoonie was making plans to escape. 

[scoobdog]

Gave false information to an anonymous tip line, then kidnapped Mr. Hoonie.

[The_annoying_one]

Told Mr. Hoonie that if he ever wanted to see his family again, he had to do jumping jacks for six hours straight.

[scoobdog]

Tried to rescue Mr Hoonie from Scoob and Kuds; ended up in Fargo out in a field in his underwear with a Hefty trash bag (the ransom was specific) full of Monopoly $100s.

[-Kudasai-]

Always feeds his venus flytrap scooby snacks. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to climb long staircases and leave behind one single hockey puck on each step.

[[classic swim]]

Hooks up an airhorn to a ring camera near a long staircase to record it sounding off so he can watch random people tumble down the stairs.

[The_annoying_one]

Throws his hands in the air and yells “Oh, the humanity!” whenever ghosty obliterates the English language.

Edited Tuesday at 04:22 AM by The_annoying_one
Accidental double space between words.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Once wrote a letter to Seth McFarlane, which simply said,

Quote

Dear Seth McFarlane,

About the cutaway setups...

These are worse than the time Al Qaeda crashed two planes into the world trade center.

Sincerely, 

TAO

[The_annoying_one]

Threw a surprise birthday party for a friend, but charged the guest of honor admission.

[[classic swim]]

Tao has kept his secret identity as Peter Griffin private to everyone except Doom.

[discolé monade]

claims to be a food critic to try and score a free meal. usually ends up having to dine n dash. 

[The_annoying_one]

Used to be a movie critic, but mysteriously vanished from the profession after going through something with Matthew McConaughey known to this day only as “The Incident”.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the real life inspiration for The A-Team's Howling Mad Murdock character.

[The_annoying_one]

Hoards Taco Bell’s fire sauce just to squirt it in people’s eyes.

[discolé monade]

 claims to be the instrument in the demise of del taco. 

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat hamburger buns with the crust side down.

[[classic swim]]

Got mad at fast food places because there’s never ham on his hamburgers.

[-Kudasai-]

Wakes up every morning shouting...

"WHERE THE HELL IS BIGGLES?!"

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to bed every night with a pacifier on his nightstand, but never uses it.

[-Kudasai-]

broke his hand when he tried to open up a can of spinach by punching the can from the bottom with his fist because he saw Popeye do it in a cartoon. 

[little_girl_lost]

world's fastest oyster shucker

[The_annoying_one]

Throws birthday parties for stuffed animals.

[[classic swim]]

Makes this face when the Taco Bell chihuahua goes ap-ap-ap-ap-ap-ap!! and attacks the other chihuahuas.