myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Judges people solely on how they prefer potato salad.

[-Kudasai-]

Every food item in his house is arranged in alphabetical order.

[[classic swim]]

Eats his animal crackers in the order of which animal would be most likely to kill him in the wild.

[The_annoying_one]

Always eats his Alpha-Bits in alphabetical order.

[[classic swim]]

Was there when Kudasai raided the panties.

[-Kudasai-]

Put paprika on Ghostrek's tongue while he was sleeping.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

His favorite pick-up line is, "Baby, you're as hot as a docker's armpit."

[-Kudasai-]

Likes his eggs sunny side down.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

If his first pick-up line doesn't work, his next favorite is "Baby, you're the biggest thing since powdered milk."

[-Kudasai-]

Believes that Michael Jackson was the first person to walk on the moon. 

[The_annoying_one]

His favorite thing to do is melt ice cream, then try to eat it with chopsticks.

[[classic swim]]

He likes to dump a scoop of ice cream on top of a bald man’s head at a restaurant and then have someone eat it off.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite sandwich is liverwurst and strawberry ice cream.

[discolé monade]

likes to slice cakes off center and chunky. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to make apple pie using whole apples, core and all.

[[classic swim]]

A donkey was born without a tail, so he pinned a tail on a live donkey and it turned around and went “rheahyeyeahyea thank you Tao!”

[-Kudasai-]

Vents his spleen every two weeks.

[discolé monade]

for several years now, he has been sending 'quantom physics' his articles on the non-existance of the number four.

..

 

...

 

well obviously he hasn't heard back. 

[The_annoying_one]

Teaches a class at the local college on how to effectively clap for the shoe hands.

[discolé monade]

currently working on an 'incoherent babling to english dictionary' 

 

Edited January 14 by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Lost a rap battle to Bill Nye The Science Guy.

[The_annoying_one]

Has been the World Yodeling Champion since 2017.

[[classic swim]]

Fired for dropping firecrackers into the work toilets.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek that Mount Rushmore was carved by lightning.

[[classic swim]]

Convinced ghostrek that people have to slap bald heads as well as pinch them on St. Patrick’s Day.

[-Kudasai-]

Always brings his pogo stick with him on a first date.

[[classic swim]]

When he wants to shoot his shot with a girl, he blares an airhorn directly at the back of a lady’s head and knows she’s the one if she laughs at it.

Edited January 14 by [classic swim]

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced a Cheetah Lounge dancer to give him a lapdance dressed as Chester Cheetah.

[The_annoying_one]

Sued Hooters for false advertising when he learned there are no actual owls in the place.

[-Kudasai-]

Hornswoggle is his first cousin

[little_girl_lost]

Only nut-taps the ones he loves.

[-Kudasai-]

Is playing the bride in upcoming movie 

The Bride of Chickenstein 

[discolé monade]

lol

nut taps. 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Once got suspended from school for putting limburger cheese on the radiator as part of an April Fool's Day prank. 

[The_annoying_one]

Got banned from Walmart for writing the word “poppycock” all over the bathroom walls.

[-Kudasai-]

TAO's childhood hero

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is in talks to face Ric Flair at Wrestlemania this year.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to open up a restaurant dedicated to dogs known as the Chateau Bow Wow.

[[classic swim]]

Accidentally stepped on his foot and he went RAAHHHH and shoulder bashed me into a pile of leaves.

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to sneak into movies early and hide Whoopee Cushions under all the seats.

[[classic swim]]

Had his friend’s dad blare an airhorn during a movie screening so some guy with popcorn would tumble down the steps.

[discolé monade]

is the one that told 47 that greenland was up for grabs. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to Canada for lunch every second Thursday of the month.

[-Kudasai-]

Went to Mr Hoonie's house in Montreal and left a brown paper bag of flaming dog turds on his porch.

[scoobdog]

Has sold Mr. Hoonie homes on all six continents, at an average price of $1,000,000 over list.

[The_annoying_one]

Sent Mr. Hoonie on a mission to find the absolute juiciest tomato in New Zealand.

[scoobdog]

Turned the tomato hunt into an impossible quest by replacing the tomato with a spray painted handball and asked Mr Hoonie to bite in to make sure it really was the juiciest.