myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Judges people solely on how they prefer potato salad.

[-Kudasai-]

Every food item in his house is arranged in alphabetical order.

[[classic swim]]

Eats his animal crackers in the order of which animal would be most likely to kill him in the wild.

[The_annoying_one]

Always eats his Alpha-Bits in alphabetical order.

[[classic swim]]

Was there when Kudasai raided the panties.

[-Kudasai-]

Put paprika on Ghostrek's tongue while he was sleeping.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

His favorite pick-up line is, "Baby, you're as hot as a docker's armpit."

[-Kudasai-]

Likes his eggs sunny side down.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

If his first pick-up line doesn't work, his next favorite is "Baby, you're the biggest thing since powdered milk."

[-Kudasai-]

Believes that Michael Jackson was the first person to walk on the moon. 

[The_annoying_one]

His favorite thing to do is melt ice cream, then try to eat it with chopsticks.

[[classic swim]]

He likes to dump a scoop of ice cream on top of a bald man’s head at a restaurant and then have someone eat it off.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite sandwich is liverwurst and strawberry ice cream.

[discolé monade]

likes to slice cakes off center and chunky. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to make apple pie using whole apples, core and all.

[[classic swim]]

A donkey was born without a tail, so he pinned a tail on a live donkey and it turned around and went “rheahyeyeahyea thank you Tao!”

[-Kudasai-]

Vents his spleen every two weeks.