myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Is the casting director for the upcoming mutant deer slasher, hiring Mr. Hoonie to voice the deer.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite insult is calling someone a butt puppet. 

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite compliment is to tell someone they have nice fingers.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to go to Australia so he can meet Crash Bandicoot. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Instead of decorating a Christmas tree, he decorated a judas chair.

[The_annoying_one]

Wraps all of his Christmas gifts in wax paper.

[-Kudasai-]

Is hosting a Christmas party but isn't planning on showing up.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the first successful perpetrator of the Entenmann's Shim-Sham back in 1937.

[discolé monade]

claims to have the true original coke-cola recipt. minus the corn syrup, and water. 

[The_annoying_one]

Still has a piece of cake purchased from Denny’s in 1989.

[discolé monade]

  has continued to rage against the machine that 'chocodiles' are NOT chocolate covered twinkies. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is hosting her own Christmas party with blackjack and hookers.

[[classic swim]]

Eating chicken fingers in a hot tub in Aspen.

[The_annoying_one]

Swears spaghetti just tastes better if you eat it in Topeka.

[-Kudasai-]

Speaks fluent aardvark.

[The_annoying_one]

Is a world-renowned armadillo whisperer.

[[classic swim]]

Picked up a dead armadillo and tossed it at a policeman’s face.

[-Kudasai-]

The authorities confiscated his barrel and banned him from Niagara Falls after learning what he was planning to do. Mr. Hoonie snitched on him because he failed to pay him the cigarettes he promised for building the barrel.

Edited 12 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

may or may not be related to the infamous 'unknown comic'. 

[-Kudasai-]

Asked Santa Claus for a cattle prod for Christmas so she use it on folks who cut in front of her when goes to get ice cream from the ice cream truck.

[The_annoying_one]

Is in talks to do voiceover work in Larry The Cable Guy’s animated Christmas special next year.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to enter the Royal Rumble next month.

[scoobdog]

Has a sizable bet in Doge Coin riding on the results of Ghosty's match.

[-Kudasai-]

Carries his lunch to work inside a A-Team lunchbox.

Edited 9 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Rides to work every day on a unicycle.

[-Kudasai-]

Signed up to take flute lessons from Ian Anderson.

[[classic swim]]

You were there when Benji said bumbaclot pussyhole gal with a tophat and monocle.

[-Kudasai-]

Made Mr Hoonie write a book report on Sponge's dinosaur fanfic as punishment for snitching to the RCMP about riding a barrel down Niagara Falls.

[[classic swim]]

Was there when Tao tickled his balls and was like “ok, you’re really gonna be this sexually fucking attractive for the audience?”

[The_annoying_one]

Was supposed to keep that a secret.

[-Kudasai-]

Filmed classic swim jumping off his garage in his chicken suit trying to fly south for the winter.