myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Is the casting director for the upcoming mutant deer slasher, hiring Mr. Hoonie to voice the deer.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite insult is calling someone a butt puppet. 

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite compliment is to tell someone they have nice fingers.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to go to Australia so he can meet Crash Bandicoot. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Instead of decorating a Christmas tree, he decorated a judas chair.

[The_annoying_one]

Wraps all of his Christmas gifts in wax paper.

[-Kudasai-]

Is hosting a Christmas party but isn't planning on showing up.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the first successful perpetrator of the Entenmann's Shim-Sham back in 1937.

[discolé monade]

claims to have the true original coke-cola recipt. minus the corn syrup, and water. 

[The_annoying_one]

Still has a piece of cake purchased from Denny’s in 1989.

[discolé monade]

  has continued to rage against the machine that 'chocodiles' are NOT chocolate covered twinkies. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is hosting her own Christmas party with blackjack and hookers.

[[classic swim]]

Eating chicken fingers in a hot tub in Aspen.

[The_annoying_one]

Swears spaghetti just tastes better if you eat it in Topeka.

[-Kudasai-]

Speaks fluent aardvark.