myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Stuffs his pillow case with potato chips because he likes to feel the crunch.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.

[[classic swim]]

Has a gang of raccoons follow him inside of Chuck E. Cheese, and one of the raccoons dropped a meth pipe in the ball pit.

[The_annoying_one]

Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.

[-Kudasai-]

Blames Mr Hoonie for his raccoon getting back on the sauce.

[The_annoying_one]

Is eating roast raccoon this Christmas.

[-Kudasai-]

Made Ghostrek sit on the Judas Chair because he wouldn't eat his liver and onions. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Created an online petition to get Judas Priest to change their name to Judas Chair.

[The_annoying_one]

Is in a KISS cover band called SMOOCH.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Tried to start a band called Megadeath but got a cease and desist letter from the attorney of Dave Mustaine, so he called his new band Megabirth instead.

[-Kudasai-]

Carries his lunch inside a Mighty Mouse lunch box.

[The_annoying_one]

Eats his lunch on a see-saw every day.

[[classic swim]]

Performed a drive-by on the horsie ride outside the grocery store.

[-Kudasai-]

Carries his lunch inside a Jem and the Holograms lunch box.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has the entire Jem and the Holograms discography on vinyl.

[-Kudasai-]

Is in a Big Mountain Fudge Cake tribute band.

[-Kudasai-]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Has the entire Jem and the Holograms discography on vinyl.

Sidebar I have no shame in admitting that I actually a lot of Jem and the Holograms songs 

[[classic swim]]

Paid Disco 25 bucks to dunk a giant root beer float on top of someone’s head at a Mets game.

[-Kudasai-]

Won't be on the boards next summer because of his new job as the San Diego chicken.

[The_annoying_one]

Came up with an idea for a funhouse where all walls are covered in bubble wrap, but shut it down when it got too expensive to keep replacing it.

[-Kudasai-]

Will fight anyone who says Batman Returns is not a Christmas movie.