myth busters: boar3d edition

[Insipid]

Loves Olive Garden more than he'll ever let on.

[The_annoying_one]

Celebrates his birthday at CostCo every year.

[discolé monade]

likes to recreate the pottery scene in ghost, but instead, with the waiter at the olive garden putting the cheese on the salad. 

[-Kudasai-]

Laughs uncontrollably whenever someone says daffodil

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around offering people a nickel if they recite the pledge of allegiance.

[Insipid]

Almost got a concussion that one time . . .

Edited Monday at 05:11 PM by Insipid

[-Kudasai-]

Driver's license photo is a picture of Fuggs' hooha

[naraku360]

Literally is Fuggs' hooha.

[[classic swim]]

Stuck his meaty shaft on Scoobdog’s face.

[-Kudasai-]

Is sexually attracted to bubble wrap 

[[classic swim]]

Wants ghostrek’s librarian gf to shit a whole chili dog on his dick.

[The_annoying_one]

Took ghostrek to get a lap dance on a Tuesday afternoon.

[[classic swim]]

Told ghostrek to unbutton his shirt so Tammi could sniff those gray puffy hairs along his scrawny tender chest.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Ghostrek to enter next year's Spelling Bee 

[The_annoying_one]

Makes pizza with peanut butter instead of tomato sauce, but still puts meats and veggies on it.

[-Kudasai-]

Uses Limburger to make cheesecake 

[[classic swim]]

Has to teach the Kudasai donkeys how to floss.

[-Kudasai-]

Is dressing up as the Soup Nazi for Halloween 

Edited Monday at 10:23 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Only uses rainwater in recipes that call for water.

[-Kudasai-]

Dresses like this when he goes to the beach 

[[classic swim]]

Makes this face when he’s afraid granny will spank his ass on the side of the road.

[The_annoying_one]

Makes this face whenever a waitress smiles at him.

 

[-Kudasai-]

This what TAO did to his TV after fully completing Super Mario Sunshine

[Insipid]

[discolé monade]

at some point in his young life, our friend saw something so shocking, he refuses to NOT share it with the world:

Spoiler

you sick fucks...not fuggs hooha. 

he saw the worlds largest kaleidoscope in solsberry, indiana. and draws highly detailed maps on how to get there. 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Dresses like this when she goes to the beach

[The_annoying_one]

Scrambles eggs with a jackhammer.

[[classic swim]]

His wife whistled in his ear while he was eating scrambled eggs and he gave a 20 minute speech on breakfast etiquette.

[The_annoying_one]

Went to town hall and gave an impassioned speech about the need for everyone to just fuck off.

[[classic swim]]

Brought an airhorn to disturb the speech.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Buys packs of Ernie Ball guitar strings just so he can use the guitar g-string as his underwear g-string.

[The_annoying_one]

Loves to say g-string.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Plays guitar and uses guitar picks to pick his nose.

[discolé monade]

plays the yukele like dave mustane

[The_annoying_one]

Once talked Michael Bolton into recording a heavy metal album.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns the Michael Bolton box set

[[classic swim]]

Kelly massages the back of his neck with her fingers and asks “is your name Mike?” which gives him goosebumps on both arms.

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to take dates to the DMV.

[[classic swim]]

Likes having dates sit and watch him eat Shakey’s in the Shakey’s parking lot and not give them any to eat.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the president of the Magilla Gorilla fanclub.

[[classic swim]]

His inner creative child is slowly dying.

[The_annoying_one]

Is the president of the Hair Club For Men.

[-Kudasai-]

Is President of the Wally Gator fanclub 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Plays bass, and picks his nose with his fingers because "picks are for chicks."

[-Kudasai-]

Is President of the RC Cola fanclub and is also the club's only member.

[The_annoying_one]

Has to make sure everything in his refrigerator is put in there in alphabetical order.

[-Kudasai-]

TAO's reation ever time he dies in Ghost n' Goblins

[The_annoying_one]

Used to smash arcade machines as a kid so no one could beat his high score.

[-Kudasai-]

Accidentally gave away gold coins to trick or treaters because he thought that they were chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil.

[little_girl_lost]

Is the one responsible for the song "time of the season" by the zombies being used in every film that takes place in the 60s