myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself sitting on the toilet

[[classic swim]]

His driver’s license photo is him smiling with rosie cheeks because his friend’s granny with him at the DMV said he could have chocolate cake.

[The_annoying_one]

Coats fried chicken in tapioca pudding and serves it to the residents of the nursing home every Wednesday afternoon.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Thinks "UFOs" stands for "Unintentionally Funny Obstetricians" and nobody can tell him any different.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes up to random people on the street and asks them to smile if they're not wearing any underwear. Surprisingly gets a lot more smiles than frowns 

Edited Thursday at 06:53 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Eats potato chips with a knife and fork.

[-Kudasai-]

Plans on entering the 2025 Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest dressed up as Gargamel eating Papa Smurf.

Edited Friday at 02:29 AM by -Kudasai-

[-Kudasai-]

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Edited Friday at 12:06 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Plans on going to a Halloween Tupperware party in a few days.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to his local restaurant every Tuesday dressed up as Shredder and orders turtle soup.

[mthor]

Orders fast food using interpretive dance at the drive through. 

[The_annoying_one]

Calls and orders pizza in Klingon.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Insists Pink Floyd's best song is Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict and Black Sabbath's best song is FX and will absolutely die on these hills.

[The_annoying_one]

Never fully knew who he was until he studied and memorized the lyrics to “Come Together”, not stopping until they made perfect sense.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Invented the game Toe Jam Football. It didn't catch on.

[-Kudasai-]

Went to a Korn concert because he thought he was going get free corn on the cob.

[[classic swim]]

He thought a KISS concert would earn him a luxury pass to kissing booths.

[-Kudasai-]

Got kicked out of a Smashing Pumpkins concert for throwing pumpkins on the stage and at people in the most pit.

[The_annoying_one]

Signs up for dating apps just to troll people.

[-Kudasai-]

Signs up for dating apps just to warn women about Zeni

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is a renowned Chrono Trigger hentai artist.

[The_annoying_one]

Designs hentai album covers for power metal bands.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Hentai art of The Snorks

[The_annoying_one]

Is the number one subscriber to my art.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has gotten several cease and desist orders from the attorneys of the creators of the Snorks but he just throws them all in the trash.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently writing a Mr. Magoo fanfic

[The_annoying_one]

Makes voodoo dolls out of fettuccine noodles.

[-Kudasai-]

Kept throwing away the cease and desists letters from the Snorks creators because they were written in Belgian.

[The_annoying_one]

Forged those cease and desist letters because he’s jealous of my fanfic smut writing skills.

[discolé monade]

will absolutely only eat the LEFT twix. 

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat M&Ms if they’re flipped over to show a W instead.

[-Kudasai-]

Always stays up all night thinking to himself "who was the first person that saw a cow and said I'll drink whatever comes out when I squeeze these things."

[discolé monade]

claims to have invented fluffer nutters. 

[-Kudasai-]

Makes hentai art of houseflies

[The_annoying_one]

Writes sci-fi short stories about My Little Pony.

[-Kudasai-]

Finally realized his dream of becoming a high rise window washer

Edited 7 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Got fired from a call center for answering the phone with “What the fuck do you want?”

[-Kudasai-]

Drives a 1925 Model T car

Edited 7 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[PhilosipherStoned]

Is only killable with one of those weapons they invented in the movie Pixels.

Edited 7 hours ago by PhilosipherStoned

[-Kudasai-]

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself doing the Macarena

[The_annoying_one]

The song “Mmm mmm mmm mmm” by Crash Test Dummies absolutely changed his life for the better.