discolé monade Posted June 24 Author Posted June 24 cosplays as ace frehley for monthly grocery store trips. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 24 Posted June 24 Met Bon Jovi at a Lowe’s and gave him a wedgie. 1 1 2 Quote
mthor Posted June 24 Posted June 24 Puts on a beret and a striped long sleeved t shirt, and orders "omelet du fromage" at Waffle House. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 24 Posted June 24 Often travels to Vienna to buy authentic Vienna Sausages 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 24 Posted June 24 Runs up and down the street yelling “Ask me about my elbows!” 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 24 Posted June 24 Told the parole board that his name is Elmer J Fudd millionaire and that he owns a mansion and a yacht. He was released 10 minutes later. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 25 Author Posted June 25 likes to sit on parole boards from time to time. 1 3 Quote
Seight Posted June 25 Posted June 25 Has never successfully started The Wave during a jury trial 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 25 Author Posted June 25 purposely gets traffic tickets to fight in court, and when the judge asks to explain his side, our pal here, stands up purposely and with passion, and states, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" slames 110$ on the clerks desk, and stroms out. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 25 Posted June 25 She tackled the judge before he could make it to the podium. No real reason in particular. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 25 Author Posted June 25 moonlights as court deputy, hoping for the chance to taze someone, as they yell 'DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!' 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 25 Posted June 25 When asked why she was driving so fast , her reply was “Gotta catch ‘em all!” before cackling madly and speeding off. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 25 Posted June 25 Also told the parole board that he likes big butts and he cannot lie 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 25 Posted June 25 His favorite song to sing at Karaoke bars Spoiler He also does the dance 4 Quote
Seight Posted June 25 Posted June 25 Has memorized the "Shake Your Booty" dance from Jak and Daxter 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 25 Posted June 25 Has never UNsuccessfully started the wave at jury trials. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 25 Posted June 25 Spray painted the words “hammer time” on every stop sign in his city. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 25 Author Posted June 25 is the 5th straight regional champ of the 'air clairinet wars' 3 Quote
Seight Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Manages an act that will change the way you listen to bluegrass fiddling 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Is the DJ of a radio station that only plays elevator music. 3 Quote
Seight Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Thought the "graveyard shift" meant they would have to work outside 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 26 Author Posted June 26 thought the term 'hussle and bussle' meant that you carried a bus pan and speed walked everywhere. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Thinks parkour is a competitive parking competition. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26 Posted June 26 His favorite phrase is "He's nuttier than a house plant." 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 26 Author Posted June 26 owns a harp. doesn't know how to play it. just thinks it looks neato in the window for the neighbors to see. 1 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Her favorite phrase is "That's nuttier than a bag o' nuts." 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 26 Posted June 26 His favorite phrase is “That’s wackier than a wacky…wait…what was I saying?” 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26 Posted June 26 His favorite phrase is "Fuck this, I'm going to bed." 2 1 Quote
mthor Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Tells people in elevators that it's turtles all the way down. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Zeni found out the hard way that she's an expert at flogging 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26 Posted June 26 (edited) Any time after I say "It's turtles all the way down," he immediately interjects with, "TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!" Edited June 26 by Doom Metal Alchemist 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 26 Posted June 26 He goes to Kudasai’s house with boxes of Papa John’s pizza + 2 liter Pepsi and says “cowabunga, dude!” 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 27 Posted June 27 Lives every moment like an 80’s movie montage. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 01:38 PM Posted Friday at 01:38 PM Cooks oatmeal in beef broth. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Friday at 05:17 PM Posted Friday at 05:17 PM An undercover lady cop tried tricking him into going in the motel room with her, so he tossed a bag of Kudasai’s Tater Tots straight to her face. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 10:43 PM Posted Friday at 10:43 PM Sneezes whenever he hears the word “butterscotch”. 2 Quote
Seight Posted Saturday at 01:15 AM Posted Saturday at 01:15 AM Has a grudge against the people putting pickles in foods that don't normally have pickles. 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Saturday at 09:38 PM Posted Saturday at 09:38 PM (edited) Likes to harvest mold to make homemade penicillin Edited Saturday at 09:40 PM by Mode 7 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 09:44 PM Posted Saturday at 09:44 PM Puts ice cream on hotdogs. 2 Quote
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