myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

cosplays as ace frehley for monthly grocery store trips. 

[The_annoying_one]

Met Bon Jovi at a Lowe’s and gave him a wedgie.

[mthor]

Puts on a beret and a striped long sleeved t shirt, and orders "omelet du fromage" at Waffle House.

[Mode 7]

Often travels to Vienna to buy authentic Vienna Sausages 

[[classic swim]]

Picked up a dog and named it Kudasai Dog.

[The_annoying_one]

Runs up and down the street yelling “Ask me about my elbows!”

[Mode 7]

Told the parole board that his name is Elmer J Fudd millionaire and that he owns a mansion and a yacht. He was released 10 minutes later.

[discolé monade]

likes to sit on parole boards from time to time. 

[Seight]

Has never successfully started The Wave during a jury trial

[discolé monade]

purposely gets traffic tickets to fight in court, and when the judge asks to explain his side, our pal here, stands up purposely and with passion, and states, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" slames 110$ on the clerks desk, and stroms out. 

[[classic swim]]

She tackled the judge before he could make it to the podium. No real reason in particular.

[discolé monade]

moonlights as court deputy, hoping for the chance to taze someone, as they yell 'DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!'

[The_annoying_one]

When asked why she was driving so fast , her reply was “Gotta catch ‘em all!” before cackling madly and speeding off.

[Mode 7]

Also told the parole board that he likes big butts and he cannot lie

[[classic swim]]

Was the other brother that couldn’t deny.

[The_annoying_one]

Was the only one who could touch MC Hammer.

[Mode 7]

His favorite song to sing at Karaoke bars

Spoiler

He also does the dance

 

[Seight]

Has memorized the "Shake Your Booty" dance from Jak and Daxter

[Mode 7]

His favorite song to sing at karaoke bars

Spoiler

 

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has never UNsuccessfully started the wave at jury trials.

[The_annoying_one]

Spray painted the words “hammer time” on every stop sign in his city.

[discolé monade]

is the 5th straight regional champ of the 'air clairinet wars' 

[Seight]

Manages an act that will change the way you listen to bluegrass fiddling 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the DJ of a radio station that only plays elevator music.

[Mode 7]

Thought deadlifting was picking up a corpse

[Seight]

Thought the "graveyard shift" meant they would have to work outside

[discolé monade]

thought the term 'hussle and bussle' meant that you carried a bus pan and speed walked everywhere. 

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks parkour is a competitive parking competition.

[Mode 7]

Will spank that ass just for fun 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Killed the sun with a turtle.

[The_annoying_one]

Cosplays as Mario every other Tuesday.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

His favorite phrase is "He's nuttier than a house plant."

[discolé monade]

owns a harp. doesn't know how to play it. just thinks it looks neato in the window for the neighbors to see.

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Her favorite phrase is "That's nuttier than a bag o' nuts."

[The_annoying_one]

His favorite phrase is “That’s wackier than a wacky…wait…what was I saying?”

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

His favorite phrase is "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."

[mthor]

Tells people in elevators that it's turtles all the way down.

[Mode 7]

Zeni found out the hard way that she's an expert at flogging 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Any time after I say "It's turtles all the way down," he immediately interjects with, "TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!"

Edited Thursday at 10:14 PM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[[classic swim]]

He goes to Kudasai’s house with boxes of Papa John’s pizza + 2 liter Pepsi and says “cowabunga, dude!”

[Mode 7]

His woman often spanks his ass for misbehaving 

[The_annoying_one]

Lives every moment like an 80’s movie montage.

[Seight]

Tries to stop in mid-air when jumping

[Mode 7]

Screams like this whenever he stubs his toe

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Cooks oatmeal in beef broth.

[[classic swim]]

An undercover lady cop tried tricking him into going in the motel room with her, so he tossed a bag of Kudasai’s Tater Tots straight to her face.

[The_annoying_one]

Sneezes whenever he hears the word “butterscotch”.

[Seight]

Has a grudge against the people putting pickles in foods that don't normally have pickles.