myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Laughs like Woody Woodpecker.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Pecks people's heads like Woody Woodpecker.

 

Spoiler

People's? Peoples'? whatever.

 

[discolé monade]

recreates the boulder scene from 'indiana jones: RotLA, with a lifesize paper mache boulder he rolls down his driveway. the neihbors love him. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has life-size cardboard cutouts of the cast of “When Harry Met Sally” in her front yard.

[[classic swim]]

Currently has 28 hot fudge sundaes in his underwear.

[discolé monade]

carries kelbasa in his parachute pants, in case of a flash bbq. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has been in search for the perfect hot dog since 1992.

[discolé monade]

started the very first 'tiffany fan club' in his county. 

he's the only member. but going strong since 1997. 

[Seight]

Eagerly anticipating the return album from Harvey Danger

[The_annoying_one]

Still refuses to go to bars because Semisonic said it was closing time.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Independently published his first book, titled "Sorcerers, Wizards, and Mages: Know the Differences."

Spoiler

Seriously though, what are the differences?

 

[Seight]

Secretly knows the difference but is courteous enough to know that nobody at Starbucks wants to hear that 

[discolé monade]

was the one that leaked it to mike johnson about the war on christmas. 

[little_girl_lost]

Her ancestors came over on the sandwich!

[discolé monade]

will neither confirm nor deny knowing  the whereabouts of d.b. cooper.

[Mode 7]

Was a passenger on the plane he hijacked 

[The_annoying_one]

Is reopening the Amelia Earhart case and hiring Inspector Trudeau to lead it.

[discolé monade]

still trying to make that bedsheet into a parachute. he's mastered the art of 'tuck and roll' landing and hasn't broken anything since '02

[[classic swim]]

Threw a rubber stress ball at the back of Guster’s head and Guster got up from her recliner and went “goddamnooot!”

[The_annoying_one]

Bought a bean bag chair and replaced the beans inside with mashed potatoes. The stench will never go away.

[Seight]

Will not stop until he gets what is rightfully his (A Papa Murphy's franchise)

[Mode 7]

Sleeps in a coffin 

[The_annoying_one]

Sleeps on a bed frame without a mattress.

[discolé monade]

loved the new age way the coneheads slept.