Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 5 Posted June 5 Pecks people's heads like Woody Woodpecker. Spoiler People's? Peoples'? whatever. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 5 Author Posted June 5 recreates the boulder scene from 'indiana jones: RotLA, with a lifesize paper mache boulder he rolls down his driveway. the neihbors love him. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 5 Posted June 5 Has life-size cardboard cutouts of the cast of “When Harry Met Sally” in her front yard. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 6 Posted June 6 Currently has 28 hot fudge sundaes in his underwear. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 6 Author Posted June 6 carries kelbasa in his parachute pants, in case of a flash bbq. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 6 Posted June 6 Has been in search for the perfect hot dog since 1992. 2 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 6 Author Posted June 6 started the very first 'tiffany fan club' in his county. he's the only member. but going strong since 1997. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 6 Posted June 6 Still refuses to go to bars because Semisonic said it was closing time. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 6 Posted June 6 Independently published his first book, titled "Sorcerers, Wizards, and Mages: Know the Differences." Spoiler Seriously though, what are the differences? 4 Quote
Seight Posted June 6 Posted June 6 Secretly knows the difference but is courteous enough to know that nobody at Starbucks wants to hear that 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 6 Author Posted June 6 was the one that leaked it to mike johnson about the war on christmas. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 6 Author Posted June 6 will neither confirm nor deny knowing the whereabouts of d.b. cooper. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 6 Posted June 6 Is reopening the Amelia Earhart case and hiring Inspector Trudeau to lead it. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 6 Author Posted June 6 still trying to make that bedsheet into a parachute. he's mastered the art of 'tuck and roll' landing and hasn't broken anything since '02 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 6 Posted June 6 Threw a rubber stress ball at the back of Guster’s head and Guster got up from her recliner and went “goddamnooot!” 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 6 Posted June 6 Bought a bean bag chair and replaced the beans inside with mashed potatoes. The stench will never go away. 3 Quote
Seight Posted June 7 Posted June 7 Will not stop until he gets what is rightfully his (A Papa Murphy's franchise) 4 Quote
Seight Posted Saturday at 11:06 AM Posted Saturday at 11:06 AM Sleeps with one eye open, grasping their pillow tight 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Saturday at 11:43 AM Posted Saturday at 11:43 AM (edited) Eats Chops his breakfast off on a mirror. Edited Saturday at 12:10 PM by Doom Metal Alchemist Misremembered lyrics 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 12:01 PM Posted Saturday at 12:01 PM Still buys a newspaper every morning, just to use it as a plate throughout the day. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 05:25 PM Posted Saturday at 05:25 PM Goes into Carl’s Jr. and screams “WAiiiiiiiiiLLLL!” 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Saturday at 07:45 PM Author Posted Saturday at 07:45 PM rides a segway around the mall, directing traffic, writing citations, you know...paul blart stuff. 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted Saturday at 08:00 PM Posted Saturday at 08:00 PM Refers to sex as "vagina time" 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 08:03 PM Posted Saturday at 08:03 PM Knows how to make potholders out of cooked spaghetti noodles. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Saturday at 08:30 PM Posted Saturday at 08:30 PM Has a tiger trap in his front yard 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Saturday at 09:32 PM Author Posted Saturday at 09:32 PM remembers how cool the golden crisp bear was. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 10:45 PM Posted Saturday at 10:45 PM Dresses up as Popeye for fun. 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Saturday at 11:48 PM Posted Saturday at 11:48 PM Dresses up as Swee'Pea when bored 3 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 12:09 AM Posted Sunday at 12:09 AM Dresses up as Bluto and challenges any Popeye cosplayers to a fight 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 12:15 AM Posted Sunday at 12:15 AM Squeezes cans of spinach and gulps them down just like Popeye. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Sunday at 01:52 AM Author Posted Sunday at 01:52 AM has been known to toot a lot of pipes. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 01:53 AM Posted Sunday at 01:53 AM Has been known to dress up as Olive Oyl every Halloween 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Sunday at 01:56 AM Author Posted Sunday at 01:56 AM may or may not be a paid plant in wwe audiences. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 02:00 AM Posted Sunday at 02:00 AM Is secretly a paid sponsor for WWE. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 02:05 AM Posted Sunday at 02:05 AM Plucked all the feathers off Classic Swim's chicken suit as punishment for crowing outside his window 1 2 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:06 AM Posted Sunday at 11:06 AM Didn't come here* to make friends (*Black Bear Diner) 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 03:21 PM Posted Sunday at 03:21 PM Is wearing a necklace made of AA batteries on a string. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 04:35 PM Posted Sunday at 04:35 PM Saw this commercial and called this guy after he slipped and fell on pee pee in a Walmart bathroom Spoiler 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 06:52 PM Posted Sunday at 06:52 PM (edited) . Edited Sunday at 09:15 PM by Mode 7 Wrong thread 2 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:12 PM Posted Sunday at 11:12 PM Once posted ". (with rizz)" on match.com (It didn't work) 5 Quote
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