myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Became obsessed with red bananas once he learned that they can be used as an aphrodisiac 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to paint potatoes light blue with watercolors in his spare time.

[Mode 7]

Paints Mr Hoonie's toe nails and of course told Dudeco about it 

[Seight]

Paints holes in the side of cliffs to try and trick roadrunners

[Mode 7]

Has a chicken coop in his bedroom where classic tends to spend the night.

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to introduce his enemies to his pet ostrich.

[Mode 7]

His pet donkey Lulu likes to play with my my pet ostrich Oscar 

[mthor]

Contests his parking tickets using interpretive dance.

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to sit in on civil court cases and make snarky comments to strangers.

[Seight]

Was fired from their stenographer job for doodling anime characters instead

[Mode 7]

Made a Kenny Omega statue out of Legos

[The_annoying_one]

Sent Rey Mysterio Jr some fan mail with a piece of chewed-up bubble gum inside.

[Mode 7]

Was supposed to the third man in the original NWO but got called out for jury duty at the last minute

Edited 12 hours ago by Mode 7

[Seight]

Was going to be the Higher Power until they decided to go with Vince instead

[Mode 7]

Was supposed to be in the Royal Rumble this year but had a bad case of the runs

Edited 13 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Taught Rikishi how to do the stinkface.

[Mode 7]

Taught Scotty Too Hotty how to do the worm 

[discolé monade]

is so tough, when he eats sunflower seeds...he spits the seed and eats the shell...tosses in a couple dashes of hot sauce into his open mouth, just because. 

[Mode 7]

Speaks softly but carries a big stick

Spoiler

 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to YouTube to watch the ads, but skips the videos themselves.

[Mode 7]

lives in a igloo

Edited yesterday at 02:48 AM by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Invited to Tao’s igloo to watch MTV2 reruns of Martin.

[Seight]

Memorized the lyrics to Bowling For Soup's "1985"

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to convince Christina Aguilera to record a song with Slayer.

[discolé monade]

thinks wendy o. williams and lemmy's collabe is something special. and fast eddy was a fool for leaving. 

[Mode 7]

Sings this song everyday in the shower 

Spoiler

 

 

[discolé monade]

has strived for 2 decades to master this bird call.

[Mode 7]

Sings this song to her cat

Spoiler

 

 

[discolé monade]

again...should know, i don't mind visitors...but surveillance is a whole other ball game. 

Edited 12 hours ago by discolé monade
high, it's david cassidiy, when you wake up don't bake up and stay in school kids.

[Mode 7]

Always knocks over the neighborhood children whenever she's racing towards the ice cream truck

[The_annoying_one]

Drives an ice cream truck but speeds away from all of the children when they approach.

[discolé monade]

has cashed in on several of the boards antics. tmz loves this guy. 

 

[Mode 7]

Once paid off a parking ticket in pennies 

[[classic swim]]

Walks back in the bedroom dressed as the Shoney’s Bear, looks at the TV and turns to the hooker in bed and goes “put on some Pixar movies. NOWWWWWWW!”

[The_annoying_one]

Threatened to slap the manager at Denny’s because they wouldn’t let him bring in outside food or drink.

[Mode 7]

Laughs whenever someone says yellow-bellied sapsucker

[Seight]

Grocery Stores Hate This Man (He knocks random boxes of cereal off of the shelves)

[Mode 7]

Has a voodoo doll of Tony Khan

[little_girl_lost]

Never lets sleep interfere with his anxiety

[The_annoying_one]

Ringtone is the sound of nails on a chalkboard.

[Mode 7]

Convinced Ghostrek that the TV is talking to him