discolé monade Posted May 24 Author Posted May 24 is coordinating with the penguins of heard island in an all out aerial assualt to answer #47 tariff hikes. it's teaching them to fly the mig-25 foxbat. their little flipper wing arms can't grasp the shift. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 24 Posted May 24 Knows a guy who knows a guy who can maybe help with all of that….if the price is right and all identities completely hidden. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Saturday at 10:41 PM Author Posted Saturday at 10:41 PM is really into solo tug-of-war. it is something to behold. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Saturday at 10:52 PM Posted Saturday at 10:52 PM Has challenged Ghostrek to a casket match at SummerSlam 3 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted Saturday at 10:53 PM Author Posted Saturday at 10:53 PM know that's not a match. that's hopscotch. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Saturday at 10:58 PM Posted Saturday at 10:58 PM Has been tasked with making the rule that a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Saturday at 11:00 PM Posted Saturday at 11:00 PM Once tried out for the Harlem Globetrotters, ended up playing for Washington Generals 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 11:35 PM Posted Saturday at 11:35 PM Tried to convince the NBA to fill their balls with helium so the players could get more air. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Saturday at 11:58 PM Posted Saturday at 11:58 PM (edited) Was almost a cast member on MTV's Real World but he changed his mind when he found out that he couldn't bring his video games with him. Edited Sunday at 04:20 PM by Mode 7 1 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Sunday at 03:20 PM Author Posted Sunday at 03:20 PM likes to 'flashmob' people in line at walmart. he's a one man act. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 04:47 PM Posted Sunday at 04:47 PM Believes underwater freeze tag should be an Olympic sport 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 05:21 PM Posted Sunday at 05:21 PM Is a magician on local public access TV. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Sunday at 05:29 PM Posted Sunday at 05:29 PM Is contemplating cancelling Kudasai’s magic show after a messy rabbit trick startled the viewers. 4 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Sunday at 07:25 PM Posted Sunday at 07:25 PM Eats macaroni through his nose 2 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 10:58 PM Posted Sunday at 10:58 PM Eats chicken noodle soup with a boba tea straw 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 11:06 PM Posted Sunday at 11:06 PM Slurps chicken broth with chopsticks. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 12:47 AM Author Posted Monday at 12:47 AM runs mt. dew through the coffee maker. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:05 AM Posted Monday at 01:05 AM Pistol whipped Mr. Hoonie after one of her truffles came up missing 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 01:17 AM Posted Monday at 01:17 AM Is actually the biggest truffle thief in the world. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:20 AM Posted Monday at 01:20 AM Accidentally got Ghostrek fired becasue of that one time at band camp 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 01:21 AM Author Posted Monday at 01:21 AM once again, playing coy, he is. he knows damn well, the firing was becuase of a closet incident. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:26 AM Posted Monday at 01:26 AM (edited) Is terrified of Werewolves not because they're scary but because of idea of them shedding all over place Edited Monday at 01:31 AM by Mode 7 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 01:30 AM Posted Monday at 01:30 AM Can gargle mouthwash in the tune of "Smoke On The Water". 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:32 AM Posted Monday at 01:32 AM Is also afraid of Werewolves due to the fact that Werewolf sized pooper scoopers haven't been invented 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 02:15 AM Posted Monday at 02:15 AM Isn’t terrified of werewolves because he can always turn into a werewolf puppet and share his popcorn at the movies. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 02:38 AM Posted Monday at 02:38 AM Once shaved his entire body and bathed in garlic butter to ward off werewolves. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 02:47 AM Posted Monday at 02:47 AM Purchased my body hair to help disguise himself and blend in with the werewolves that have taken over the basketball court near Eddie’s dive bar. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 06:17 AM Posted Monday at 06:17 AM Is a door-to-door salesman of macaroni art. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Monday at 10:53 AM Posted Monday at 10:53 AM Put a feather in his cap and called it this summer's hottest fashion trend 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 02:30 PM Posted Monday at 02:30 PM Likes to drink rainwater with a spritz of lemon juice. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 02:46 PM Author Posted Monday at 02:46 PM (edited) has tried repeatedly to fake a car accident for the $$. problem is, no one is behind him when he dramatically throws open the door, and rolls out the car yelling "MY NECK AND MY BACK!!" no one. Edited Monday at 07:45 PM by discolé monade 3 Quote
Seight Posted Monday at 11:11 PM Posted Monday at 11:11 PM Has seen this happen and is wondering why TAO tries this with no other cars around 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 01:10 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:10 AM Filmed me doing this and sent the video to TMZ. 4 Quote
scoobdog Posted Tuesday at 02:02 AM Posted Tuesday at 02:02 AM 47 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Filmed me doing this and sent the video to TMZ. Has a longstanding under-the-table deal with Harvey Levin that may or may not involve Ivanka Trump, a sex toy camera, and a Joe Exotic fan fiction. Harvey mostly keeps it going as a show of respect for TAO’s legendary smut journalism. 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 10:55 AM Posted Tuesday at 10:55 AM Did a hand plant on the tip of the Washington Monument 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 01:36 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:36 AM Wears Christmas sweaters in July. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 01:39 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:39 AM Was the person that threw a rock at Kevin Nash ended up getting body slammed by Nash during MTV's Spring Break in 1997 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Wednesday at 01:50 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:50 AM Was there at the MTV Awards to see Eminem laughing in the hallway after Sacha Baron Cohen landed on him. 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 01:55 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:55 AM Convinced Kanye to interrupt Taylor Swift like he did. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 02:49 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 02:49 AM has a talking bass mounted in every room. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Wednesday at 03:33 AM Posted Wednesday at 03:33 AM Shows each and every baby the jack-in-a-box toy knowing most of them can’t handle the surprise. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 06:10 AM Posted Wednesday at 06:10 AM LIkes to pass out vinegar-flavored lollipops to all the little boys and girls. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Wednesday at 10:42 AM Posted Wednesday at 10:42 AM Wraps toothbrushes so they look like Tootsie Rolls and hands them out at Halloween 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 12:46 PM Author Posted Wednesday at 12:46 PM this is the guy that mixes plain m&m's and skittles in one bowl. monster 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 04:57 PM Posted Wednesday at 04:57 PM Walks into fast food places and steals all of the ketchup bottles while staring blankly at the customers. 2 Quote
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