myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

is coordinating with the penguins of heard island in an all out aerial assualt to answer #47 tariff hikes. 

it's teaching them to fly the mig-25 foxbat. their little flipper wing arms can't grasp the shift. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows a guy who knows a guy who can maybe help with all of that….if the price is right and all identities completely hidden.

[-Kudasai-]

Can't remember the rules to a Texas Bull Rope match 

[discolé monade]

is really into solo tug-of-war. it is something to behold. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has challenged Ghostrek to a casket match at SummerSlam 

[discolé monade]

know that's not a match. that's hopscotch. 

[Seight]

Has been tasked with making the rule that a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball

[-Kudasai-]

Once tried out for the Harlem Globetrotters, ended up playing for Washington Generals 

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to convince the NBA to fill their balls with helium so the players could get more air.

[-Kudasai-]

Was almost a cast member on MTV's Real World but he changed his mind when he found out that he couldn't bring his video games with him.

Edited May 25, 2025 by Mode 7

[Seight]

Was a cameraman for Road Rules

[discolé monade]

likes to 'flashmob' people in line at walmart. he's a one man act. 

[-Kudasai-]

Believes underwater freeze tag should be an Olympic sport 

[The_annoying_one]

Is a magician on local public access TV.

[[classic swim]]

Is contemplating cancelling Kudasai’s magic show after a messy rabbit trick startled the viewers.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Eats macaroni through his nose

[Seight]

Eats chicken noodle soup with a boba tea straw

[The_annoying_one]

Slurps chicken broth with chopsticks.

[discolé monade]

runs mt. dew through the coffee maker. 

[-Kudasai-]

Pistol whipped Mr. Hoonie after one of her truffles came up missing

[The_annoying_one]

Is actually the biggest truffle thief in the world.

[-Kudasai-]

Accidentally got Ghostrek fired becasue of that one time at band camp

[discolé monade]

once again, playing coy, he is. he knows damn well, the firing was becuase of a closet incident. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is terrified of Werewolves not because they're scary but because of idea of them shedding all over place

Edited May 26, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Can gargle mouthwash in the tune of "Smoke On The Water".

[-Kudasai-]

Is also afraid of Werewolves due to the fact that Werewolf sized pooper scoopers haven't been invented 

[[classic swim]]

Isn’t terrified of werewolves because he can always turn into a werewolf puppet and share his popcorn at the movies.

[The_annoying_one]

Once shaved his entire body and bathed in garlic butter to ward off werewolves.

[[classic swim]]

Purchased my body hair to help disguise himself and blend in with the werewolves that have taken over the basketball court near Eddie’s dive bar.

[scoobdog]

Has lice.

[The_annoying_one]

Is a door-to-door salesman of macaroni art.

[scoobdog]

Thinks it’s macaroni….

[Seight]

Put a feather in his cap and called it this summer's hottest fashion trend

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to drink rainwater with a spritz of lemon juice.

[discolé monade]

has tried repeatedly to fake a car accident for the $$.

problem is, no one is behind him when he dramatically throws open the door, and rolls out the car yelling

"MY NECK AND MY BACK!!"

no one. 

Edited May 26, 2025 by discolé monade

[Seight]

Has seen this happen and is wondering why TAO tries this with no other cars around

[The_annoying_one]

Filmed me doing this and sent the video to TMZ.

[scoobdog]

47 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Filmed me doing this and sent the video to TMZ.

Has a longstanding under-the-table deal with Harvey Levin that may or may not involve Ivanka Trump, a sex toy camera, and a Joe Exotic fan fiction.  Harvey mostly keeps it going as a show of respect for TAO’s legendary smut journalism.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Did a hand plant on the tip of the Washington Monument 

[mthor]

Wears white after Labor Day.

[The_annoying_one]

Wears Christmas sweaters in July.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the person that threw a rock at Kevin Nash ended up getting body slammed by Nash during MTV's Spring Break in 1997

[[classic swim]]

Was there at the MTV Awards to see Eminem laughing in the hallway after Sacha Baron Cohen landed on him.

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced Kanye to interrupt Taylor Swift like he did.

[discolé monade]

has a talking bass  mounted in every room.

[[classic swim]]

Shows each and every baby the jack-in-a-box toy knowing most of them can’t handle the surprise.

[The_annoying_one]

LIkes to pass out vinegar-flavored lollipops to all the little boys and girls.

 

[Seight]

Wraps toothbrushes so they look like Tootsie Rolls and hands them out at Halloween

[discolé monade]

this is the guy that mixes plain m&m's and skittles in one  bowl. 

monster

[The_annoying_one]

Walks into fast food places and steals all of the ketchup bottles while staring blankly at the customers.