myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

is coordinating with the penguins of heard island in an all out aerial assualt to answer #47 tariff hikes. 

it's teaching them to fly the mig-25 foxbat. their little flipper wing arms can't grasp the shift. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows a guy who knows a guy who can maybe help with all of that….if the price is right and all identities completely hidden.

[Mode 7]

Can't remember the rules to a Texas Bull Rope match 

[discolé monade]

is really into solo tug-of-war. it is something to behold. 

[Mode 7]

Has challenged Ghostrek to a casket match at SummerSlam 

[discolé monade]

know that's not a match. that's hopscotch. 

[Seight]

Has been tasked with making the rule that a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball

[Mode 7]

Once tried out for the Harlem Globetrotters, ended up playing for Washington Generals 

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to convince the NBA to fill their balls with helium so the players could get more air.

[Mode 7]

Was almost a cast member on MTV's but he changed his mind when he found out that he couldn't bring his video games with him.