Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 2 Posted May 2 Is the target of classic swim's trained pigeons. 3 1 Quote
Seight Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Wrote a screenplay for Wayne's World 3: Party On Wayne-Garth 1 3 Quote
Seight Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Keeps coming up with chicken products for Taco Bell despite the fact that the same company owns KFC 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Got banned from the WWE Performance Center and all NXT shows 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Wants to smoke some endo with Goliath from Davey and Goliath. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Knows how to speak to elephants. They tell him the secrets of the world. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Was a extra in a low budget horror movie called The Metal Men From Mercury 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 3 Author Posted May 3 has a few nods from both 'killer b' for best screenplay, and 'golden raspberry' for worst extras in a movie. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Has the poster for that movie hanging above his bed. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Had a speaking part in the movie Attack of the Bell People From Planet Ding-dong 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Wrote, directed, and starred in Attack of the Bell People From Planet Ding-Dong. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Grabbed a random person’s cellphone and took pictures of trash cans throughout the city before giving it back. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 (edited) He didn't learn his lesson the last time he tried it but once again tried to unclog a drain with dynamite. This time it was his kitchen sink and yet again it covered by his insurance. Edited May 3 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Used to babysit the bee girl from Blind Melon's "No Rain" music video 1 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Went behind the scenes at the current Kentucky Derby to drug the horses and one of them turned around and went “rheaheyaheyyhyhyeaa, I’m the Kudasai horse!” 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 3 Author Posted May 3 is the onlly known horse detective IN the country. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 (edited) Was supposed to ride the horse known as Shut Up Scoob at the Kentucky Derby but called in for jury duty. Edited May 4 by Mode 7 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 4 Posted May 4 Tried to bribe the Kentucky Derby officials with some crock pot chicken, but they didn’t bite. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 4 Posted May 4 Bet on the horse known as Go Tell Dudeco, didn't win and currently in hiding from his bookie 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 4 Author Posted May 4 (edited) decided that only HE could jockey the 'wild card' horse - mr. hoonie - odds are 20:1 Edited May 4 by discolé monade 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 4 Posted May 4 Is helping Seight set up his feet smut OF so he can pay off his gambling debts. Seight bet on Shut Up Scoob to win the Derby. 6 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 4 Posted May 4 Disqualified Hoonie horse on count of ghostrek trying to fuck it. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 4 Posted May 4 Has that whole incident on tape and is just waiting on a buyer. 3 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 4 Posted May 4 Was considering doing hand smut movies to pay off his gambling debt but then his YouTube channel that's dedicated to the adventures of Classic Swim in his chicken suit got monetized 5 Quote
Seight Posted May 4 Posted May 4 YouTube channel was demonetized due to awkward sounds during ASMR (It wasn't ASMR, they just were too close to the microphone and it picked up their breathing) 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 4 Posted May 4 Has released an entire series of self-help breathing techniques on tape. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 4 Posted May 4 (edited) Will be playing the lead role in the upcoming movie... Zog: King of the Tuna People Edited Sunday at 09:51 PM by Mode 7 4 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:19 PM Posted Sunday at 11:19 PM Is playing the evil property manager in the upcoming motion picture Devin, It's The Robot Again! 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 11:59 PM Posted Sunday at 11:59 PM Will be starring in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: The Musical 6 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted Monday at 12:43 AM Posted Monday at 12:43 AM Is up for a supporting role in a movie about his life, but he doesnt think he'll get it 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 12:46 AM Posted Monday at 12:46 AM Is the costume designer for The PIzza People of Pluto 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 12:57 AM Posted Monday at 12:57 AM Is writing a concept album about Arbor Day. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:03 AM Posted Monday at 01:03 AM Has just finished directing his horror smut movie called Zombie Go-Go Dancers From Beyond The Grave 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 01:29 AM Author Posted Monday at 01:29 AM (edited) is currently translating zombie go-go dancers from beyond the grave into 4 languages. unfortunately he hasn't upgraded to super duo yet...it's taking a bit longer than anticipated. Edited Monday at 01:29 AM by discolé monade 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:32 AM Posted Monday at 01:32 AM Is the excutive producer the Oscar bait period piece called... The Lost File Cabinet of King Tut 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 01:33 AM Posted Monday at 01:33 AM Once met Sir Paul McCartney and started to sing "Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees". 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 01:33 AM Author Posted Monday at 01:33 AM (edited) is SUCH A FONT BLOCKER! Edited Monday at 01:34 AM by discolé monade 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 01:36 AM Posted Monday at 01:36 AM Should know it's not my fault I type slower than molasses. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:50 AM Posted Monday at 01:50 AM Did his own stunts for... The Night of the Living Burger 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 04:21 AM Posted Monday at 04:21 AM Got in a heated argument with GunStar and she was like “ok that’s it, Mr. Hoonie’s gonna sniff you directly into the face.” ghostrek ran up and started sniffing Kudasai face ferociously 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 04:41 AM Posted Monday at 04:41 AM Hired a private investigator to uncover the truth about ghostrek and Mr. Hoonie. That private investigator was never seen again. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 04:43 AM Posted Monday at 04:43 AM Believes in the existance of cotton candy creatures 3 Quote
Seight Posted Monday at 09:57 AM Posted Monday at 09:57 AM Knows why hot dogs and hot dog buns aren't the same quantity but has been sworn to secrecy not to reveal why 4 Quote
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