discolé monade Posted April 22 Author Posted April 22 (edited) works as an elton john impersonator. finally got a gig. Edited April 22 by discolé monade 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 22 Posted April 22 Is building a moat around her house complete with crocodiles 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 22 Posted April 22 Turns into a talking angry werewolf puppet when asked the wrong question. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Posted April 22 Makes sock puppets as a hobby, but refuses to sell them. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 23 Author Posted April 23 tells everyone he googly eyed ole nate greene 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Swipes picnic baskets from the local park, only to give them back a few minutes later with an apology. 2 Quote
Seight Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Came up with the idea of "Mayo but you put truffles in it too" 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Came up with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Is taking Mr. Hoonie to the truffle convention this weekend. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Gets violent whenever someone tries to take away his truffles 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 23 Author Posted April 23 (edited) has a mr. hoonie hand puppet and hand sized judas chair. you do the math. Edited April 23 by discolé monade one hand typing....amirite? 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Also became obessed with truffles when he learned they're worth as much as gold. 2 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 23 Author Posted April 23 is currently working on some serious dr. moreau stuff happening with pig and komono dna...and it seems it might just splice. 2 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 (edited) Was arrested for square dancing in a round room Edited April 23 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 Had dinner with Jean-Claude Van Damme. They had his homemade Belgian Waffles 2 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Names everything he eats after has-been action stars. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Likes to do the truffle shuffle in public for random audiences. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Was once part of a truffle shuffle flash mob. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 His favorite bedtitme story is The Hare Who Lost His Spectecles from Jethro Tull 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 (edited) Thought a flea market was a place you go to buy fleas Edited April 24 by Mode 7 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Tried to sell one of his baked potatoes on eBay tonight. 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 (edited) Wants to learn sign language but only the swear words Edited April 24 by Mode 7 1 2 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Learned Klingon just to tell trekkies to fuck off 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 24 Author Posted April 24 learned minionese and knows that those guys are cussing in all the movies, all the time. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Was the bouncer at the Huckleberry Hound Club. 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Was the Huckleberry Hound at the Huckleberry Hound Club. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Is a very successful Wall Street broker, but moonlights as a children's party clown on the weekends as that's his "real passion." 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Stares at his neighbors while smiling menacingly. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Someone on ASMB said “because you touch yourself at night” to him when he asked how come grocery store eggs never hatch. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.... because he's the one that buried Jimmy Hoffa. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Groans and says “Yeah….that’s the stuff…” whenever he pees. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 According to some ex lady friends makes seal noises during sex 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Did a porno movie in college, under the pseudonym Slappy White. It was a foot fetish video, and he indeed, did go and tell Dudeco about it. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 By did he meant wrote and directed, he was the actual performer in said movie. Things people do for ramen money. 4 Quote
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