myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

works as an elton john impersonator. finally got a gig.

Edited April 22, 2025 by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Is building a moat around her house complete with crocodiles 

[[classic swim]]

Turns into a talking angry werewolf puppet when asked the wrong question.

[The_annoying_one]

Makes sock puppets as a hobby, but refuses to sell them.

[Seight]

Has a monopoly on googly eyes 

[discolé monade]

tells everyone he googly eyed ole nate greene

[-Kudasai-]

Her favorite hobby is hunting for truffles

 

[The_annoying_one]

Swipes picnic baskets from the local park, only to give them back a few minutes later with an apology.

[-Kudasai-]

Is a notorious truffle thief 

[Seight]

Came up with the idea of "Mayo but you put truffles in it too"

[The_annoying_one]

Came up with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”

[-Kudasai-]

Stole truffles from Mr. Hoonie 

[The_annoying_one]

Is taking Mr. Hoonie to the truffle convention this weekend.

[-Kudasai-]

Gets violent whenever someone tries to take away his truffles

[discolé monade]

has a mr. hoonie hand puppet and hand sized judas chair. 

you do the math. 

Edited April 23, 2025 by discolé monade
one hand typing....amirite?

[-Kudasai-]

Has trained her komodo dragons to find truffles

[The_annoying_one]

Is borderline obsessed with truffles.

[-Kudasai-]

Also became obessed with truffles when he learned they're worth as much as gold. 

[discolé monade]

is currently working on some serious dr. moreau stuff happening with pig and komono dna...and it seems it might just splice. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was arrested for square dancing in a round room

Edited April 23, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

taught steven segal how to karate

[-Kudasai-]

Had dinner with Jean-Claude Van Damme. They had his homemade Belgian Waffles

[The_annoying_one]

Names everything he eats after has-been action stars.

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to do the truffle shuffle dance in the mirror

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Likes to do the truffle shuffle in public for random audiences.

[The_annoying_one]

Was once part of a truffle shuffle flash mob.

[-Kudasai-]

His favorite bedtitme story is The Hare Who Lost His Spectecles from Jethro Tull

[Seight]

Favorite children's book is Go The Fuck To Sleep!

[-Kudasai-]

Thought a flea market was a place you go to buy fleas

Edited April 24, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to sell one of his baked potatoes on eBay tonight.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to learn sign language but only the swear words

Edited April 24, 2025 by Mode 7

[Seight]

Took Spanish to learn all the slang terms

[little_girl_lost]

Learned Klingon just to tell trekkies to fuck off

[discolé monade]

learned minionese and knows that those guys are cussing in all the movies, all the time. 

[-Kudasai-]

Used to be a member of the Huckleberry Hound club

[The_annoying_one]

Was the bouncer at the Huckleberry Hound Club.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the Huckleberry Hound at the Huckleberry Hound Club.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the president of the El Kabong club

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is a very successful Wall Street broker, but moonlights as a children's party clown on the weekends as that's his "real passion."

[-Kudasai-]

Makes penguin noises when angry

[The_annoying_one]

Stares at his neighbors while smiling menacingly.

[[classic swim]]

Someone on ASMB said “because you touch yourself at night” to him when he asked how come grocery store eggs never hatch.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.... because he's the one that buried Jimmy Hoffa.

[-Kudasai-]

Like Linus can't live without his security blanket 

[[classic swim]]

He can only do the Snoopy dance.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes moose noises while on the toilet 

[The_annoying_one]

Groans and says “Yeah….that’s the stuff…” whenever he pees.

[-Kudasai-]

According to some ex lady friends makes seal noises during sex 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Did a porno movie in college, under the pseudonym Slappy White. 

It was a foot fetish video, and he indeed, did go and tell Dudeco about it.

[-Kudasai-]

By did he meant wrote and directed, he was the actual performer in said movie. Things people do for ramen money.