myth busters: boar3d edition

[Seight]

Knows how to find random graphs online

[The_annoying_one]

Understands those graphs.

[[classic swim]]

Laughed at the man who was headbutted to death by a giraffe.

[discolé monade]

may or may not be the man who sold the world. 

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[The_annoying_one]

Was once believed to be Creole Lady Marmalade.

[discolé monade]

likes to pretend he's gambit, makes it complete by flicking playing cards at complete strangers

[Seight]

Has met Lash LeRoux but doesn't know it yet

[[classic swim]]

Peter Rabbit hopped up to him and said “Seiiiiiigggghhht, enjoy the holiday!”

[discolé monade]

wraps up rabbit turds in gold foil and places them in plastic easter eggs for all the wee ones to find. 

[The_annoying_one]

Lined her entire neighborhood with bear traps for this so-called “Easter Bunny”.

[mthor]

Is having hasenpfeffer for dinner.

[discolé monade]

has written a formal letter to the NYT, which proclaims her 'emperess of the united states'.

[Mode 7]

Her home secruity system is based off a Scooby-Doo ghost trap

[discolé monade]

still thinks he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

[Mode 7]

Was one of those meddling kids

[The_annoying_one]

Sprayed those meddling kids with a hose connected to a container of hot sauce.

[discolé monade]

refuses to let jorts go out of style. 

[Seight]

Is bringing back shoulder pads

[discolé monade]

 is reclaiming 'members only' status. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is playing the villain in the next John Wick movie.

[discolé monade]

started the rumour that all dogs are boys, and all cats are girls. 

[The_annoying_one]

Started a joke, which started the whole world laughing.

[[classic swim]]

Known disciple of the chaitlocs.

[discolé monade]

by grapthar's hammer, by the sons of warvan,  he will avenge thee. 

[Mode 7]

Chops vegetables with a katana 

[discolé monade]

has taken to carrying dueling gloves, and will challenge any and all. so far, no takers. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has collected sand from nearly every city in every state. Is now debating whose face to throw that sand in.

[Mode 7]

According to the FBI is a survivalist and should be considered armed and dangerous 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows what must happen now that my secret has been revealed.

[discolé monade]

is the guy musky musk paid to level him up in that one online game.