myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Puts pepper on his bell peppers

[The_annoying_one]

Laughs maniacally while chopping vegetables.

[[classic swim]]

Buried his turd in the yard with a tombstone that read “A Good Shit.”

[Mode 7]

Puts lemon pepper on lemons

[[classic swim]]

Went to go watch Puppet Pals.

[Mode 7]

Somehow has bobble heads of board members who posted in the selfie thread

[[classic swim]]

Picked me up from Pat’s house so we could go to Cici’s Pizza for lunch.

[The_annoying_one]

Is planning to make one epic thread about everybody who’s posted in this thread so far.

[mthor]

Is optioning the movie rights to that thread.

[The_annoying_one]

Is going to be the lead star in that movie.

[Seight]

Is in charge of the "For Your Consideration" campaign come awards season

[Mode 7]

Is no longer welcomed in Spruce Grove, Alberta Canada 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Faked his death and changed his legal name to Chuck E. Cheese, got a job at Chuck E. Cheese as Chuck E. Cheese, and lives inside the restaurant and only ever takes the costume off temporarily to eat or use the restroom. And only after hours, of course.

He is so dedicated to the new identity, he has literally tricked himself into thinking Chuck E. Cheese has the best pizza in the world, and it is all he eats.

[Mode 7]

Whenever he sees himself in the mirror he always says 

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all"

[discolé monade]

is the voice of the mirror, and will always proclaim: WTF DUDE?

[Mode 7]

Was the person who hacked 4Chan

[discolé monade]

was sworn to secrecy on the culprit that hacked 4chan, and is the reason we can't have nice things. 

[Mode 7]

Should know that I operate like a villian Batman where I tell you the caper and challenge you to stop me

Edited April 16 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

His “Batcave” is actually just the alleyway behind the Chuck E Cheese.

[[classic swim]]

He’s the Joker to Kudasai’s Chuck E Cheese, which makes him Pasqually The Singing Chef.

[discolé monade]

is kid rock's personal stylist and shopper. 

[Mode 7]

Was the real life inspiration for Martin Short's Ed Grimley character 

[The_annoying_one]

Worked for 7 years as Martin Short’s personal assistant.

[[classic swim]]

Liked the animated Pink Panther and told Steve Martin to go fuck himself.

[Mode 7]

Always tells people that he met Henry  Mancini (Pink Panther Composer) at a stall in a Olive Garden bathroom. 

[[classic swim]]

When he turns 95 he’ll retire after revamping his family restaurant to match his board name.

”Kudasai Cheese’s! Where a kid can be a kid!”

[discolé monade]

is working on an autobiography about the group GWAR. 

[Mode 7]

Was loaned the Judas Chair so she can use it on Ghostrek for spamming the boards

[The_annoying_one]

Is publishing his own crock pot cookbook.

[discolé monade]

cooks crocs in his crockpot

[The_annoying_one]

Smacks UEMBers with a rolled-up newspaper. To this day, no one knows where she actually finds these newspapers.

[Mode 7]

Is teaming up with Fruit Roll Up to launch a brand of Fruit Roll Up kinky edible underwear.

[[classic swim]]

Told ghostrek to go listen to MD’s farts.

[Mode 7]

Told Dudeco about fruit by the foot 

[[classic swim]]

Taught MD how to govern the hoohoos.

[The_annoying_one]

Conducted ghostrek’s “job interview”.

[Mode 7]

Was Ghostrek's reference 

[[classic swim]]

Got the bank teller lady to caress the top of ghostrek’s bald head.

[The_annoying_one]

Hired the bank teller lady to give ghostrek an ego boost.

[[classic swim]]

Gave ghostrek a quarter to wiggle his bald head on top of Kudasai’s head when Smackdown was on.

[The_annoying_one]

Hides in the Dumpster at the 7-Eleven and jump-scares people.

[Mode 7]

Told Ghostrek to use Mr. Hoonie' as a reference

[The_annoying_one]

Is playing Mr. Hoonie in the upcoming ghostrek movie.

[[classic swim]]

Owen Wilson tried befriending Tao on a field trip. Tao doesn’t like Owen Wilson. Tao said to Owen Wilson “you eat your grandma’s hunta for breakfast.”

[Seight]

Commits fast food agnosticism on a regular basis

[Mode 7]

Does ventriloquist acts at nudist colonies 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is mistaken about what I say to the mirror. I's actually, "Mirror mirror on the wall, magic demon eye, a realm of madness awakened by the call."

[Mode 7]

Preordered tickets to Seight's nudist ventriloquist show

Edited April 16 by Mode 7

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the owner of one of the venues that booked a Seight nude ventriloquist show.

[Mode 7]

Has just writing a script based on a episode of Garfield's Tales of Scary Stuff

The Creature That Live In The Refrigitator Behind The Mayonaise Next To The Ketchup And To The Left Of The Coleslaw

Coming to theaters in 2028

Edited April 17 by Mode 7