myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

He is Mr. Hoonie!

[-Kudasai-]

Due the high cost of living these days he's moving to Fraggle Rock 

[The_annoying_one]

Makes his living writing jingles for commercials for local businesses.

[-Kudasai-]

Traded in his car for a monster truck 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Traded in his monster truck for a cyber truck.

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Barney Rubble when angry 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Talks like Barney the dinosaur when angry.

[[classic swim]]

Talks like Barney Gumble when curious.

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Huckleberry Hound when trolling 

[[classic swim]]

Puts on a green hat and bow tie and says “yayehay Boo Boo, I’m getting miiiiighty sick of these ghostrek threads!”

[The_annoying_one]

Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when excited.

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Yosemite Sam when pissed 

[[classic swim]]

He was in the bathtub and his wife shot him with two playtoy revolvers like she was Yosemite Sam.

[The_annoying_one]

Washes his feet in the kitchen sink.

[-Kudasai-]

Soaks his feet in the crockpot 

[Seight]

Cleans his feet with the garden hose

[[classic swim]]

Takes the computer away from Tao and says “hehah alright, that’s enough Angry Grandpa!”

[The_annoying_one]

Deletes my browser history before Seight can take my computer.

[discolé monade]

sometimes, mostly about all the time, loses me somewhere in translation. 

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Pepe Le Pew after too much wine 

[The_annoying_one]

Puts hot sauce on oatmeal.

[-Kudasai-]

Traded in his monster truck for the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile

[Seight]

Buys the cars that get crushed at monster truck rallies from the junkyard

[discolé monade]

builds elaborate diorama's of [uemb] posts, and acts out responses.  

[The_annoying_one]

Has taken screenshots of every post ever made in the UEMB.

[discolé monade]

has been transcribing said notes into, what will be, a  number one best seller in smut material. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was briefly a member of the Legion of Doom but just couldn't get along with Sinestro and Giganta

[The_annoying_one]

Is playing The Riddler in an off-Broadway musical rendition of Batman.

[-Kudasai-]

Learned how to play the trumpet from watching Harmony Smurf

[The_annoying_one]

Gets way too excited for the Robocop Convention every year.

[Seight]

Remembers Bump In The Night

[-Kudasai-]

Is no longer welcomed in Salt Spring Island, British Columbia 

[The_annoying_one]

Went backstage at a Bruce Springsteen concert and threw a roll of toilet paper at him.

[discolé monade]

plans elborate escapes routes, from his local grocery store. 

[-Kudasai-]

Always says "I tawt I taw a puddy tat' whenever her cat comes around

Edited April 12, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

^ close it's 'hey sexy booooyyyyfrrrriiiieeeeennnnndd

walks around the mall with a tape recorder, and loudly says 'no intelligent carbon lifeforms have presented themselves. hail globgork;

[The_annoying_one]

Replaced all the walls in her house with mirrors.

[discolé monade]

secrectly replaces neighbors premium coffee blend with taster's choice, then watches. 

[-Kudasai-]

Can play the Snorks theme song on the recorder

[The_annoying_one]

Can sing “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” without missing a single word or taking a single breath.

[-Kudasai-]

Once tried out for WWE Tough Enough

[mthor]

Is currently pursuing a master's degree in mime.

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around town telling every kid in sight to just go home.

[mthor]

Calls every parent he knows and says " it's 9 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"  at 4:57 AM .

[[classic swim]]

“You’re matched. Say hello!” Every time someone answers Mthor’s call.

[The_annoying_one]

Answers every phone call with “City Morgue. You stab ‘em, we slab ‘em”.

[Seight]

Calls people and asks "Hello, who is this?" when they answer

[-Kudasai-]

Also tried out for WWE Tough Enough 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Also also tried out for WWE Tough Enough but got disqualified for throwing a folding chair at the camera man.

[-Kudasai-]

Got banned from entering the UK for reason he refuses to reveal

Edited April 12, 2025 by Mode 7