myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Learned the fine art of trolling from Jokey Smurf

Edited April 9, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Dressed up as Papa Smurf last Halloween.

[Seight]

Knows the exact distance from the village to the hill that Brainy Smurf always gets launched to

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Snagglepuss when drunk 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has started a new cult surrounding the philosophy of "Human Transmutality," inspired by anime.

[little_girl_lost]

Laughs like Muttley when sober.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Laughs like Scooby Doo, regardless of inebriation.

[little_girl_lost]

Has a huge crush on Velma

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said:

Has a huge crush on Velma

Getting serious for a moment, the Velma cosplay in porn NEEDS. TO. DIE.

[-Kudasai-]

The first song he learned how to play was the George of the Jungle theme song

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote The Jetsons theme song.

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Bullwinkle in his sleep

[little_girl_lost]

Dated Fleagle from the Banana Splits

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Knows why Blink 182 chose their name.

[little_girl_lost]

Knows what "Sussudio" means

[discolé monade]

plays 'cat's cradle' by herself : hands and feet.

[-Kudasai-]

Once purified herself in Lake Minnetonka

[discolé monade]

^ i wish

really does know all the right things to say. 

[-Kudasai-]

Didn't start a food fight at the Olive Garden but damn sure finished it

[The_annoying_one]

Is the leader of an underground tickle fight club.

[discolé monade]

places bets against himself to take a fall during underground tickle fight clubs. somehow keeps losing. 

[[classic swim]]

She paid Kudz 40 large to reenact the deer scene from Are We There Yet.

[The_annoying_one]

He played the deer in that reenactment.

[-Kudasai-]

Participated in a Unsolved Mysteries reenactment in a UFO segment. 

Edited April 9, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

builds elaborate  lego/duplo displays resembling the 'trost district' and pretends he's a titan. 

Edited April 10, 2025 by discolé monade

[The_annoying_one]

Plays Solitaire with a deck of Uno cards.

[-Kudasai-]

Is developing an app that can translate Ghostrek's posts

[The_annoying_one]

Severely overestimates my abilities.

[-Kudasai-]

But is motivated every Ghostrek posts a thread

[[classic swim]]

Told ghostrek to go live with Chevy Chase.

[-Kudasai-]

Introduced Ghostrek to Mr. Hoonie

[The_annoying_one]

Invited Ghostrek to go snipe hunting with him.

[Seight]

Told Ghostrek there was a pot at the end of the rainbow

[-Kudasai-]

Told Ghostrek about that one time at band camp 

[The_annoying_one]

Drives by restaurants and yells out his window, “Don’t eat here! Mess you up!”

[[classic swim]]

Takes his wife out to Chuck E. Cheese since she wanted something fancy.

[The_annoying_one]

Dreams of owning a restaurant where the head chef is a microwave.

[-Kudasai-]

Is responsible for Ghostrek getting banned from all Chuck e Cheese locations 

[little_girl_lost]

Got a job as ghostrek's proofreader. Lasted ten minutes before having a complete nervous breakdown.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Erected the world's very first jerk store in Akron, Ohio.

[The_annoying_one]

Just likes to type out the word “erect”.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is said jerk store's all time best seller.

Edited April 10, 2025 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Gotta ask @The_annoying_onewas the react based on pre-edit or post-edit? lol

[The_annoying_one]

6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Gotta ask @The_annoying_onewas the react based on pre-edit or post-edit? lol

Pre-edit. I didn’t even see the edit until just now.

[[classic swim]]

Pep-talked ghostrek into asking a sexy lady to shit on his grits.

[-Kudasai-]

Is regretting introducing Mr. Hoonie to Ghostrek 

[The_annoying_one]

Is working on a ghostrek/Mr. Hoonie fanfic.

[-Kudasai-]

Is doing the artwork for said fanfic 

[[classic swim]]

Doesn’t wish to unfoil Mr. Hoonie’s secret identity.

[-Kudasai-]

Needs to know that it's pronounced Hoo-Nay he's French-Canadian after all 

Edited April 10, 2025 by Mode 7