Mode 7 Posted March 23 Posted March 23 (edited) His motto is when life gives you lemons throw them right back and add some lemons of your own Edited March 23 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Has been arrested in 13 states for impersonating a meter maid 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 23 Author Posted March 23 is trying to revive the 'urban baby cage', but for adults. so far he's not as successful as people just don't want to be outdoors. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Got banned from all Target locations for numerous thefts of beach towels 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Does knight jousting in room hallways of hotel resorts. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Rents rooms in hotels just to flood the bathroom and ask for an immediate refund. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 23 Posted March 23 He neglected to put the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on his room door. Obscenities were yelled at Ramada hotel housekeeping. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Got banned from Fun Spot America for dressing up like Super Mario Kudasai and tackling someone who beat him at putt putt. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Banned from DollyWorld for hacking the PA system and blasting Slayer. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Got banned from Shoney’s because he kept bothering Dolly Parton when she was there. 1 Quote
Seight Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Got banned from Chili's for whistling the Baby Back Ribs song repeatedly 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Robbed people at gunpoint for Popeye's Chicken Sandwich 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 24 Posted March 24 He built a chicken stand right next to his Popeyes. He sold more chicken sandwiches than them, but first he had to buy a bunch of Popeye chicken sandwiches. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Has a habit of calling fast food places to complain about their food and service even though he’s never actually been to any of them. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Was the owner of the three legged dog that was on the album cover of Alice In Chains' 1995 self titled album 2 Quote
Seight Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Sends in Box Tops For Education even though that's not how the program works anymore 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 24 Posted March 24 (edited) Collects cereal box tops Edited March 24 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Says Automated Teller Machine machine instead of ATM machine. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Competes in Monopoly tournaments around the world. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 24 Posted March 24 (edited) Competes in the National Tiddlywinks Tournament every year Edited March 24 by Mode 7 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Plead guilty to Rebecca's murder and for the murders of Zeni's two other imaginary girlfriends. She's currently serving three consecutive life sentences. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 24 Posted March 24 As he’s blowing a load in Rebecca’s butt, he’s dressed up like Goku and screams “KAME, KAMEEEEEE” 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 24 Author Posted March 24 is strangely obsessed with canadian olive gardens 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Purchased food from a restaurant in London and brought it to America to eat. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Made fun of Mike Francesa at Applebee’s for falling asleep on his Diet Coke. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Is a restaurant critic by choice, not by profession. 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Took Dudeco to Applebee's then snuck out leaving him with the check. 2 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 25 Posted March 25 He’s the CEO of Seight’s Deli where all the meats are prepared by Seiiiiiiiiiigggghhht. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 25 Author Posted March 25 (edited) sets up his one man band, featuring keyboards and knee cymbols, outside the local 'seight's deli', only charges 1$ for a song. he only knows one song though, 'enter the sandman' Edited March 25 by discolé monade yup...saw the loophole 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 25 Posted March 25 (edited) As it was mentioned last week she will be a jockey at the Kentucky Derby. She will be riding the horse known as "Shut Up Scoob" Seight is couting you because Shut Up Scoob is the horse he placed his bets on and you wouldn't want to disapoint him or his bookie Edited March 25 by Mode 7 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 25 Posted March 25 He paid Nabs 5 Gs to eat the crust off Scoob’s sexy naked pale ass while Scoob’s swinging his package back and forth. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Will also be a jockey at the Kentucky Derby. He'll be riding the horse known as "Go Tell Dudeco" TAO has placed his bets on Go Tell Dudeco so don't let him down or his bookie. 2 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Tries to pay strippers with Monopoly money. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Is starting a new band that plays metal covers of 90s boy band's songs 4 Quote
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