myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

His motto is when life gives you lemons throw them right back and add some lemons of your own

Edited Sunday at 02:25 PM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Eats lemons like an apple.

[Seight]

When life gives them lemons they make beef stew

[Mode 7]

Has been arrested in 13 states for impersonating a meter maid

[discolé monade]

is trying to revive the 'urban baby cage', but for adults. so far he's not as successful as people just don't want to be outdoors.

[Mode 7]

Always says Automated Teller Machine instead of ATM

[The_annoying_one]

Once paid a parking ticket in pennies.

[Mode 7]

Got banned from all Target locations for numerous thefts of beach towels

[[classic swim]]

Does knight jousting in room hallways of hotel resorts.

[The_annoying_one]

Rents rooms in hotels just to flood the bathroom and ask for an immediate refund.

[[classic swim]]

He neglected to put the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on his room door. Obscenities were yelled at Ramada hotel housekeeping.

[Mode 7]

Got banned from the city of St. Joesph, Missouri

[[classic swim]]

Got banned from Fun Spot America for dressing up like Super Mario Kudasai and tackling someone who beat him at putt putt.

[The_annoying_one]

Banned from DollyWorld for hacking the PA system and blasting Slayer.

[[classic swim]]

Got banned from Shoney’s because he kept bothering Dolly Parton when she was there.

[Seight]

Got banned from Chili's for whistling the Baby Back Ribs song repeatedly

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to order fast food through Amazon.

[[classic swim]]

Loved that chicken from Popeye’s.

[Mode 7]

Robbed people at gunpoint for Popeye's Chicken Sandwich 

[[classic swim]]

He built a chicken stand right next to his Popeyes. He sold more chicken sandwiches than them, but first he had to buy a bunch of Popeye chicken sandwiches.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a habit of calling fast food places to complain about their food and service even though he’s never actually been to any of them.

[Mode 7]

Was the owner of the three legged dog that was on the album cover of Alice In Chains' 1995 self titled album

[Seight]

Sends in Box Tops For Education even though that's not how the program works anymore

[Mode 7]

Collects cereal box tops

Edited Monday at 12:40 PM by Mode 7

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Says Automated Teller Machine machine instead of ATM machine.

[Mode 7]

Tried to pay a parking ticket with Monopoly money

[The_annoying_one]

Competes in Monopoly tournaments around the world.

[Mode 7]

Competes in the National Tiddlywinks Tournament every year 

Edited Monday at 04:28 PM by Mode 7

[mthor]

Cheats at Scrabble.

[Mode 7]

Plead guilty to Rebecca's murder and for the murders of Zeni's two other imaginary girlfriends. She's currently serving three consecutive life sentences.

[[classic swim]]

As he’s blowing a load in Rebecca’s butt, he’s dressed up like Goku and screams “KAME, KAMEEEEEE”

[Mode 7]

Ran a train on a Olive Garden waiter 

[discolé monade]

is strangely obsessed with canadian olive gardens

[The_annoying_one]

Purchased food from a restaurant in London and brought it to America to eat.

[Mode 7]

Started a food fight at Applebee's 

[[classic swim]]

Made fun of Mike Francesa at Applebee’s for falling asleep on his Diet Coke.

[Mode 7]

Brought an apple and a some bees to Applebee's 

[The_annoying_one]

Is a restaurant critic by choice, not by profession.

[Mode 7]

Took Dudeco to Applebee's then snuck out leaving him with the check.

[Seight]

Has probably heard of Jason's Deli idk

[[classic swim]]

He’s the CEO of Seight’s Deli where all the meats are prepared by Seiiiiiiiiiigggghhht.

[The_annoying_one]

Provides the meats at Seight’s Deli.

[discolé monade]

 sets up his one man band, featuring keyboards and knee cymbols, outside the local 'seight's deli',  only charges 1$ for a song. 

he only knows one song though, 'enter the sandman'

Edited 22 hours ago by discolé monade
yup...saw the loophole

[Mode 7]

As it was mentioned last week she will be a jockey at the Kentucky Derby. She will be riding the horse known as "Shut Up Scoob" Seight is couting you because Shut Up Scoob is the horse he placed his bets on and you wouldn't want to disapoint him or his bookie

Edited 22 hours ago by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

He paid Nabs 5 Gs to eat the crust off Scoob’s sexy naked pale ass while Scoob’s swinging his package back and forth.

[Mode 7]

Will also be a jockey at the Kentucky Derby. He'll be riding the horse known as "Go Tell Dudeco" TAO has placed his bets on Go Tell Dudeco so don't let him down or his bookie. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Tries to pay strippers with Monopoly money.

[Mode 7]

Is starting a new band that plays metal covers of 90s boy band's songs

[The_annoying_one]

Still has a poster of *NSYNC.

[Mode 7]

Has a cardboard cutouts of The Backstreet Boys