[classic swim] Posted March 14 Posted March 14 He got banned from the movies for yelling at the projector. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 14 Posted March 14 Stands in the lobby of the movie theater after it’s over to spoil it for everyone else. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 14 Posted March 14 Sat next to Nicole Kidman for a screening of Madea Goes to Jail. He also found a promotional golden egg in the auditorium. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 14 Posted March 14 Met his favorite porn star in a bar. He opened a bottle of beer with her breasts. She then slapped him. She was still willing to take a selfie with him though. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 14 Posted March 14 Remembers his first time with a prostitute where he was like “it’s actually time for you to stroke my penis. It’s actually time for you to do that.” 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 14 Posted March 14 Once bought a matchbox 20 album, thinking it was some kind of special anniversary collector’s item. Is still royally pissed about that. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 14 Posted March 14 Thinks the only good Beatles song is Revolution 9. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 paul mccartney will always be his wings upon a prayer. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 makes homemade popsicles with listerine. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 microwaves skivvys for that toasty nut feeling. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 14 Posted March 14 Takes baths at a public fountain...in a bathing suit of course. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Has a bowl full of water hanging above his front door with a string. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 15 Posted March 15 (edited) Is a distant relative of big foot Edited March 15 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Seight Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Second cousin once removed of the person that owns the monster truck Bigfoot 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Was in charge of stuffing Mr. Socko down Mankind’s pants. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 15 Posted March 15 (edited) Was probed by aliens Edited March 15 by Mode 7 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Wrote Sylvester Stallone a letter asking him to please save humanity from the aliens. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Asks the aliens where they get the steel resources to build their UFOs and gadgets when their home planets are shallow deserts. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 15 Posted March 15 (edited) Uses alien probes on unsuspecting Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom Edited March 15 by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Is making a documentary about colby jack cheese. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 15 Author Posted March 15 has tried to drive a semi...but believes that 12 of the 18 gears are just a suggestion 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Bought a Judas Chair shaped scratching post for her cat 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 15 Author Posted March 15 (edited) goes to hooters for the original hooters buffalo platter , only. really really. Edited March 15 by discolé monade 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Goes to world-renowned steakhouses and orders chicken. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted March 16 Posted March 16 did absolutely nothing today and still wishes they did less 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Once published a book of hundreds of blank pages…with a drawing of a stick figure on the last page. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Never has enough time to do all the nothing he wants 1 2 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Has done so much nothing, that there is no more nothing for anyone else to do 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Sounds like a cat in heat when laughing. 4 Quote
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