myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

is right, is right, he's bloody well right, because he knows he's got a right to be. 

[-Kudasai-]

Named her Komodo Dragons Bruno and Bobo

[The_annoying_one]

Has two iguanas named Mario and Luigi.

[[classic swim]]

Said “Thank you, Jerry Seinfeld!” to the Hardee’s/Carl’s Junior person who joked about how big his baconator is.

[discolé monade]

dresses up in t-rex blow up costume, and chase children in the park with a fake hatchett

[The_annoying_one]

Hides underneath people’s cars and jump scares them when they get in.

[-Kudasai-]

Has two pet piranhas named Layne and Jerry

[Seight]

Has totally kept up with the line of questioning going on right now

[The_annoying_one]

Just smiles and nods because that’s the safest course of action here.

[discolé monade]

has perfected the secret to seeming interested in any given conversation: he just hums 'i'm so pretty' in the key of a#. 

[-Kudasai-]

Uses licorice as a jump rope

[The_annoying_one]

Broke a shoelace and replaced it with dental floss.

[-Kudasai-]

Eats rice with a straw

[Seight]

Makes their own yogurt

[discolé monade]

pulls leaves of cabbage like a daisy, repeating 'she loves me. she loves me not' 

[-Kudasai-]

eats rice one grain at a time

[The_annoying_one]

Eats mashed potatoes with a knife.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Eats soup with a fork

[[classic swim]]

Refuses to eat anything without reading the nutrition facts.

[The_annoying_one]

Cooks a TV dinner at home, then takes it to a fancy restaurant to eat.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Refuses to eat any Asian food with chopsticks, but insists on eating steak and potatoes with chopsticks.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a phobia of yellow foods.

[mthor]

Only chews on alternate Thursdays.

[-Kudasai-]

Reigning shuffle board champion 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the solitaire world champion for 13 years running.

[-Kudasai-]

Captain of his curling team 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Only uses real card decks for solitaire, calls people who use computer/mobile solitaire apps "posers."

[The_annoying_one]

Once tried to replace a car battery with C batteries.

[-Kudasai-]

BBQs his Twinkies 

[The_annoying_one]

Deep fries cotton candy.

[discolé monade]

thinks d batteries are only for....

massagers

[-Kudasai-]

Always gets daylight savings time mixed up. Spring back and fall forward.

[discolé monade]

still thinks 'leap year' means one hops everywhere. 

the entire year.

[The_annoying_one]

Only celebrates the odd numbers of the 12 Days Of Christmas.

[-Kudasai-]

Knows the secret language of Toucans and can speak it fluently

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the one who got Rush Limbaugh his own radio show. Regrets nothing.

[Seight]

Invented the concept of the Late Night show band being a band you've actually heard of

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to award shows and “interviews” celebrities with a toy microphone.

[-Kudasai-]

Is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and is all out of bubblegum

[discolé monade]

taught my cat to sit on the remote so i can't find it, at his cat school in canada. 

[-Kudasai-]

Sings the meow mix song to her cat

[The_annoying_one]

Tried out for America’s Got Talent with the special talent of staring blankly at the camera.

[[classic swim]]

Has his own lists of episodes titled The Tao Episodes.

[-Kudasai-]

He is what you will call a repeat offender I repeat he will offend again

Edited March 14, 2025 by Mode 7

[mthor]

Is all thumbs - five on each hand and five on each foot.

[The_annoying_one]

Primary method of communication is via postcards.

[Seight]

Trains a fleet of Carrier Pigeons 

[discolé monade]

has a tatoo that says 'no regerts' - some candy company saw it...well you know the rest. 

[-Kudasai-]

Gives out canned vegetables to trick or treaters every Halloween

[The_annoying_one]

Uses butter instead of shaving cream.