Mode 7 Posted March 8 Posted March 8 Built a boarder wall around his house made up of cardboard boxes 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 8 Posted March 8 (edited) Used to be a car thief but was mercilessly mocked by police for "having poor tastes in cars" Edited March 10 by Mode 7 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 8 Author Posted March 8 locates geocaches and writes various messages like 'do you like me? check yes or no' and 'do you like hottie mcslutpants? yes or no' 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 8 Posted March 8 Got banned from the Toronto zoo for mercilessly teasing the gorillas 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 8 Posted March 8 Got into a fist fight with a gorilla at the Philadelphia zoo. 3 Quote
Insipid Posted March 8 Posted March 8 Had a succulent meal of veal parmegan at Olive Garden, prepared by the highly esteemed Chef Boyardee. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 9 Posted March 9 (edited) Is currently wanted by the Oklahoma Department of Corrections for a parole violation Edited March 9 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 9 Posted March 9 Finally got that door to door book salesman job he's been wanting for a long time 6 Quote
Seight Posted March 9 Posted March 9 Trains dogs to do that "jumping into a pool of water" trick 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 9 Author Posted March 9 decided that he needed to know the exact amount of hairs he has up there. began counting 3 years ago...but has lost count 27 times. 6 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 9 Posted March 9 (edited) Got banned from the local bowling alley for massive damages to the floor after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls Edited March 9 by Mode 7 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 9 Posted March 9 Hacks the sound systems of different stores and puts Seal’s “Kiss From A Rose” on an endless loop. 3 Quote
Seight Posted March 9 Posted March 9 Is the reason they have signs at the zoo saying not to feed the animals 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 10 Posted March 10 Is being investigated in both the United States and Canada for several unsolved cases of dining and dashing in which she might be a possible suspect 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 10 Posted March 10 He’s the federal dine-and-dashing inspector staking out an Olive Garden. 1 4 Quote
GunStarHero Posted March 10 Posted March 10 Sleeps in a giant bowl of pudding. Flavors may vary. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 10 Posted March 10 His home security system is simply having Legos all over the floor 2 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 10 Author Posted March 10 convinced soulja boy to do soulja game. their friendship has never recovered. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 10 Author Posted March 10 just because of that ONE song.....he thinks he's too sexy for everything, and will let everyone in the grocery store know it. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 10 Posted March 10 (edited) Is a notorious bank robber who wears boxer shorts as a mask so the police have dubbed her as "The Underwear Bandit" Edited March 10 by Mode 7 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 10 Posted March 10 Wrote the lyrics to Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week”. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 10 Posted March 10 Is the leader of an underground street racing circuit where only station wagons are allowed. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 10 Posted March 10 This man is known as the Nintendo bandit by police. He's responsible for several hold-ups throughout the metropolitan Atlanta area often using such light gun weapons as the NES zapper, SNES Super Scope, The Sega Genesis Menacer and the Konami Justifier. He should be considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 11 Posted March 11 We don’t mention his Ace Ventura cosplay days. Oops….. 4 Quote
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