myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Built a boarder wall around his house made up of cardboard boxes

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks potato chips qualify as a vegetable.

[Seight]

Owns 16 different types of bees

[Mode 7]

Used to be a car thief but was mercilessly mocked by police for "having poor tastes in cars" 

Edited Monday at 03:27 PM by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

locates geocaches and writes various messages like 'do you like me? check yes or no'  and 'do you like hottie mcslutpants? yes or no'

[Mode 7]

Got banned from the Toronto zoo for mercilessly teasing the gorillas

[The_annoying_one]

Got into a fist fight with a gorilla at the Philadelphia zoo.

[Insipid]

Had a succulent meal of veal parmegan at Olive Garden, prepared by the highly esteemed Chef Boyardee.

[mthor]

Tiptoes through the tulips.

[Seight]

Does the Cupid Shuffle

[Mode 7]

Does the Curly Shuffle 

[The_annoying_one]

Does the cha-cha-cha.

[Mode 7]

Does the big wiggle 

Spoiler

 

[Seight]

Does The Worm

Spoiler

 

[Mode 7]

Is currently wanted by the Oklahoma Department of Corrections for a parole violation

Edited Sunday at 12:58 AM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Is banned from all Baskin Robbins locations.

[Mode 7]

Finally got that door to door book salesman job he's been wanting for a long time

[Seight]

Trains dogs to do that "jumping into a pool of water" trick

[discolé monade]

decided that he needed to know the exact amount of hairs he has up there. 

began counting 3 years ago...but has lost count 27 times. 

[Mode 7]

Got banned from the local bowling alley for massive damages to the floor after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls

Edited Sunday at 03:18 PM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Hacks the sound systems of different stores and puts Seal’s “Kiss From A Rose” on an endless loop.

[Seight]

Is the reason they have signs at the zoo saying not to feed the animals

[The_annoying_one]

Is the reason $5 footlongs are no longer $5.

[Mode 7]

Is moving to a nudist camp

[[classic swim]]

Only he can prevent wildfires.

[The_annoying_one]

Needs to stop setting wildfires.

[Seight]

Needs to learn not to sell matches in the parking lot

[GunStarHero]

Needs more allowance (yodelayeoo). 

[Mode 7]

Is being investigated in both the United States and Canada for several unsolved cases of dining and dashing in which she might be a possible suspect 

[[classic swim]]

He’s the federal dine-and-dashing inspector staking out an Olive Garden.

[GunStarHero]

Sleeps in a giant bowl of pudding. Flavors may vary. 

[The_annoying_one]

Wears oven mitts as a fashion accessory.

[Mode 7]

His home security system is simply having Legos all over the floor 

[discolé monade]

convinced soulja boy to do soulja game. 

their friendship has never recovered. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was there when LL Cool J warmed up.

[discolé monade]

just because of that ONE song.....he thinks he's too sexy for everything,

and will let everyone in the grocery store know it. 

[Mode 7]

Is a notorious bank robber who wears boxer shorts as a mask so the police have dubbed her as "The Underwear Bandit"

Edited Monday at 08:13 PM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote the lyrics to Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week”.

[discolé monade]

will drag race people in walmart. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the leader of an underground street racing circuit where only station wagons are allowed.

[Mode 7]

This man is known as the Nintendo bandit by police. He's responsible for several hold-ups throughout the metropolitan Atlanta area often using such light gun weapons as the NES zapper, SNES Super Scope, The Sega Genesis Menacer and the Konami Justifier. He should be considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached. 

[discolé monade]

loves to quote ron burgandy. 

[Mode 7]

loves to dress up as ron burgandy

[The_annoying_one]

We don’t mention his Ace Ventura cosplay days. Oops…..

[Mode 7]

And I won't mention his Cable Guy cosplay...oh shit

[Seight]

Or your Doctor Eggman cosplay DAMN IT 

[Mode 7]

Or your Kenny Omega cosplay

[The_annoying_one]

Or your Super Mario cosplay.

[Mode 7]

Or your Eddie Vedder cosplay

[Seight]

Or your Papa Emeritus cosplay