myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Built a boarder wall around his house made up of cardboard boxes

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks potato chips qualify as a vegetable.

[Seight]

Owns 16 different types of bees

[Mode 7]

Used to be a car theif but was mercilessly mocked by police for "having poor tastes in cars" 

[discolé monade]

locates geocaches and writes various messages like 'do you like me? check yes or no'  and 'do you like hottie mcslutpants? yes or no'

[Mode 7]

Got banned from the Toronto zoo for mercilessly teasing the gorillas

[The_annoying_one]

Got into a fist fight with a gorilla at the Philadelphia zoo.

[Insipid]

Had a succulent meal of veal parmegan at Olive Garden, prepared by the highly esteemed Chef Boyardee.

[mthor]

Tiptoes through the tulips.

[Seight]

Does the Cupid Shuffle

[Mode 7]

Does the Curly Shuffle 

[The_annoying_one]

Does the cha-cha-cha.

[Mode 7]

Does the big wiggle 

Spoiler

 

[Seight]

Does The Worm

Spoiler

 

[Mode 7]

Is currently wanted by the Oklahoma Department of Corrections for a parole violation

Edited yesterday at 12:58 AM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Is banned from all Baskin Robbins locations.

[Mode 7]

Finally got that door to door book salesman job he's been wanting for a long time

[Seight]

Trains dogs to do that "jumping into a pool of water" trick

[discolé monade]

decided that he needed to know the exact amount of hairs he has up there. 

began counting 3 years ago...but has lost count 27 times. 

[Mode 7]

Got banned from the local bowling alley for massive damages to the floor after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls

Edited 20 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Hacks the sound systems of different stores and puts Seal’s “Kiss From A Rose” on an endless loop.

[Seight]

Is the reason they have signs at the zoo saying not to feed the animals

[The_annoying_one]

Is the reason $5 footlongs are no longer $5.

[Mode 7]

Is moving to a nudist camp

[[classic swim]]

Only he can prevent wildfires.

[The_annoying_one]

Needs to stop setting wildfires.

[Seight]

Needs to learn not to sell matches in the parking lot