myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Is the man in the box 

[[classic swim]]

Knows how he could just kill a man.

[Seight]

Wishes you were here

[-Kudasai-]

Disarms you with a smile 

[[classic swim]]

Born to be wild.

[-Kudasai-]

Was born under a bad sign 

[The_annoying_one]

Ain’t nothin’ but a hounddog.

[-Kudasai-]

Has come to snuff the rooster

[discolé monade]

didn't realize they were trapped in the wrong version of 'name that tune'. 

[The_annoying_one]

Wears boots twice her size because they’re better for ass-kicking.

[discolé monade]

got a great deal on a bulk novelty item: now he goes about town walking 8 invisible dogs. 

[[classic swim]]

Likes stopping by the gas station and hearing that one part of that AC/DC song that goes wahhehHEHHEHHHHAYYY,wahhehHEHHHEEHHHHHAYYY

[The_annoying_one]

Reads the entire plot of every movie before watching it.

[Seight]

Compares every remake to the original before deciding which one to watch

[-Kudasai-]

Builds furniture for dollhouses 

[discolé monade]

is addicted to midget wrestling in mac and cheese. 

Edited February 18, 2025 by discolé monade
had to change to fit.

[-Kudasai-]

It was a free ride but she already payed

Edited February 18, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[discolé monade]

and then he stated, 'isn't it ironic, don't you think? a little TOO ironic.....' , and was instantly swept back into that very awful version of 'name that tune'. 

Edited February 18, 2025 by discolé monade
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[GunStarHero]

Has a side hustle hustling sides while doing the Hustle off to the side of the local Applebee's. 

[discolé monade]

poses as an 'undercover boss' for applebee's.  has never been a boss of an applebee's. doesn't even eat there. 

[The_annoying_one]

Developed the formula for the 11 herbs and spices that KFC uses.

[-Kudasai-]

Is a descendant of Col. Sanders

[discolé monade]

likes to stand in crowded spaces and turn to the person to his left and say 'did you grab my ass?',

then to the right, and says, 'oh, YOU grabbed my ass'

looks forward and says, 'everyone grab my ass'. 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Breaking news shes just been banned from Manitoba 

[mthor]

Wonders if there's beer on the sun.

[Insipid]

Karens people about Karens.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a shrine dedicated to Figgs' hooha 

[The_annoying_one]

Bottles ocean water for his own drinking pleasure.

[[classic swim]]

Talks about giblets to get people to walk away from him.

[-Kudasai-]

Buys my bottled ocean water on daily basis 

[[classic swim]]

Dropped a case of the bottled ocean water and hopscotched with the shit leaking everywhere.

[GunStarHero]

Wakes up every morning and calls the police about Billy Crystal not actually being made of crystals. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is never really sure if every moment is reality or just a daydream.

[-Kudasai-]

Won't pick up his toys off the floor 

[[classic swim]]

Believe it or not, he went to Ripley’s.

[-Kudasai-]

Was also featured on a episode of Unsolved Mysteries in a UFO segment 

[The_annoying_one]

Is single-handedly responsible for the capture of James “Whitey” Bulger.

[-Kudasai-]

Has the America's Most Wanted 800 number on speed dial 

[Seight]

Convinced Fox to call it World's Wildest Police Chases

[[classic swim]]

Is responsible for putting Girls Gone Wild on DirectTV.

[-Kudasai-]

Was also on a episode of Rescue 911, someone he knew got their head stuck in a toilet seat 

[[classic swim]]

Was in a deleted Above The Influence PSA where his tongue rolled out onto the floor from the pot he was sold.

[The_annoying_one]

Was on Cops so much, they eventually stuck him with a meaningless executive producer title.

[-Kudasai-]

Was also featured on Unsolved Mysteries in the "Mysteries of the Diabolical Mind" special

[The_annoying_one]

Combs his facial hair with a toothbrush.

[[classic swim]]

Loved telling everyone in game chat to stop talking.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a restraining order on Santa Claus

[discolé monade]

goes completely rogue when playing team building sports, running around yelling "I CAN DO IT!!!"

[-Kudasai-]

Used to date Candyman

[The_annoying_one]

Had a huge crush on the Blair Witch.