myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Counts every marshmallow in a box of Lucky Charms.

[-Kudasai-]

Couldn't believe that it wasn't butter 

[discolé monade]

is currently the leader of a rag tag group of street urchins...pickpocketing their way through the streets of london. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is working on a horror movie version of The Cat In The Hat.

[-Kudasai-]

Impregenated a ghost

[discolé monade]

at his last job interview, he insisted he get arbor day off, and wanted to know their policy for grand-parents day. 

[The_annoying_one]

Speaks in 25 different accents whenever the mood strikes.

[[classic swim]]

When he gets other people’s mail he approaches them and stuffs the envelope down their throat.

[The_annoying_one]

Created an alt here just so he could react to his own posts.

[[classic swim]]

Created an alt just so he could send himself pictures of his buttocks.

[Seight]

Works at the test kitchen of whichever fast food restaurant you believe comes up with the weirdest new items

[-Kudasai-]

Also got banned from the Central Park Zoo

[[classic swim]]

Pissed off all the animals at the zoo except for the penguins because the penguin exhibit always fucking smells bad.

[discolé monade]

tried to start a pyramid scam, but didn't quite get the concept.

if you wander around in the thick of the mojave desert, you may find a very poorly attempted, 1:1  pyramid. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is banned from at least 23 different cities.

[[classic swim]]

Opened the door for Girl Scouts and slammed it as they were about to talk.

[-Kudasai-]

Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his backyard 

[The_annoying_one]

Sleeps with one eye open because he knows too much.

[-Kudasai-]

Knows that I'm the worst enemy to have 

[discolé monade]

directed the video "nobody speak"

[The_annoying_one]

Was an extra in “Saving Private Ryan”.

[Seight]

Was a camera operator for "Jurassic Park"

[[classic swim]]

Was about to leave to shoot a golfing comedy but the two super models in bed said “Seiiiiiigggggght we want more sexxxxxxxxxxxxx!”

[The_annoying_one]

Was once best friends with Ron Jeremy.

[-Kudasai-]

Is only happy when it rains 

[discolé monade]

once upon a time, in mexico, he was recruited by a CIA agent, to take out a corrupt mexican army officer, who was hired by a mexican drug lord, to assassinate the mexican president.

Edited February 17, 2025 by discolé monade
ass ass

[-Kudasai-]

Has mastered the art of the perp walk

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around town having stare downs with everyone in sight.

[-Kudasai-]

Also choked out Jack Perry 

[[classic swim]]

Found Charleston White while driving and threw supermarket coleslaw at the back of his head to get him riled up.

[discolé monade]

is the only working mime.....that talks. 

[Seight]

Makes a lot of the products you buy better

[discolé monade]

awww. is too kind for words. but also plays air guitar to weird al songs. 

[mthor]

Has Betty Davis eyes.

[discolé monade]

it's just like she told you, only the lonely can play.

[mthor]

Made the video that killed the radio star.

[[classic swim]]

Has a heart of glass.

[little_girl_lost]

Took on me

[discolé monade]

oh...she definately knows that girls just wanna' have fun.

[The_annoying_one]

Helped my wayward son carry on.

[mthor]

Walks like an Egyptian.

[little_girl_lost]

Got rocked by Amadeus

[mthor]

Blinded me with science.

[[classic swim]]

Is the 1% of everybody that wants to rule the world.

[little_girl_lost]

Has his own personal jesus

[The_annoying_one]

Rode through the desert on a horse with no name.

[-Kudasai-]

Looking California and feeling Minnesota 

[[classic swim]]

He’s with the Sultans. Of Swing.

[-Kudasai-]

Is sitting on a park bench 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the man who sold the world.