myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Eats beans with his hands.

[-Kudasai-]

Plays goalie for a local beer league hockey team

[The_annoying_one]

Is the front man of an a cappella Metallica cover band.

[discolé monade]

farts in crowded elevators                                           ^ and that one tickled my funny bone. 

Edited January 28, 2025 by discolé monade

[The_annoying_one]

Should know that a thread like this is right in my wheelhouse.

[discolé monade]

this one ^ is trying out for a part in the soon to be broadway smash hit: the lost boys/the musical. 

break a leg, kid. 

[-Kudasai-]

Beat up a 5 muggers with a steel chair. Once the muggers were reduced to a bloody pile of broken bones she got up from the chair. 

[Seight]

Knows what you did last summer

[discolé monade]

also knows about last summer, he was there. 

[mthor]

Always uses coupons and exact change, no matter how many pennies she has to dig out of the bottom of her purse.

[discolé monade]

taught me how to coupon, and to carry a change purse. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a refrigerator full of nothing but eggs.

[scoobdog]

Is contemplating a Spec Ops raid on said refrigerator with a team made up entirely of French soldiers.

[-Kudasai-]

Gets more ass than a toilet seat 

[scoobdog]

Knows what he's talking about.

[The_annoying_one]

Is simply the motherfucking man.

[-Kudasai-]

Saving money for tuba lessons 

[The_annoying_one]

Paid to order Geddy Lee’s autograph online and never received it.

[-Kudasai-]

Was abducted by aliens

[Seight]

Driving down the road when they saw someone be abducted by aliens

[-Kudasai-]

Has as body pillow of Kenny Omega

[The_annoying_one]

Sleeps with an Undertaker and Kane plushie on either side of him.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with Mr. Socko

[Seight]

Is one of the 9 Out Of 10 Dentist that recommends this toothpaste

[mthor]

Is the 10th dentist.

[discolé monade]

vented her spleen. in public. 

[The_annoying_one]

Didn’t clap for the shoehands.

[-Kudasai-]

Speaks better Klingon than Ghostrek

[Seight]

Met Jonathan Frakes (he's...fine?)

[The_annoying_one]

Has 11 fingers.

[[classic swim]]

Thinks that Charlie The Tuna from StarKist is an asswipe.

[-Kudasai-]

Used to work as a police sketch artist

[mthor]

Squeezes the Charmin, although he's not sure why.

[discolé monade]

suffers from hippopotomonstrosequippedaliophobia.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a body pillow of Robert Stack

Edited January 30, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[discolé monade]

apparently sneaks into board members homes, surveys, then comes to the boards, and spills all the tea. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is probably gonna win the next Survivor game...even if she doesn't play.

Edited January 30, 2025 by The_annoying_one
Not sure why everything was underlined the first time.

[Seight]

Has seen two cows high-five

[discolé monade]

has previously tipped over those high-fiving cows. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the president of the High-Fiving Cows Support Group.

[scoobdog]

Once had to dodge a cute, but not particularly sophisticated,  assassination attempt by the Chik-Fil-A Cows.

[discolé monade]

orchestrated a fail coup, by using assassinating cows. 

[scoobdog]

Was nontheless amused by the fail coup and ate a burger in celebration.

[discolé monade]

has finally found work.....

you guessed it: mascotting as the chic'fil'a cow. 

[-Kudasai-]

Names all her RPG characters after pornstars

[The_annoying_one]

Looks up the word "boobies" in the dictionary every single day.

[-Kudasai-]

Very talented at breathing, especially at exhaling 

[Seight]

Works at the zoo with the gorillas

[The_annoying_one]

Feeds those gorillas raw hot dogs every other Wednesday.

[-Kudasai-]

Sends feet pics of Packard to Dudeco