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I was at the Dr yesterday and it turns out I'm not 5'9 I'm actually 5'7.

 

I regret nothing.

 

Damn you are short as fuck. I'm 6'1" how the hell we gonna chill? Let's play bball!

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Damn you are short as fuck. I'm 6'1" how the hell we gonna chill? Let's play bball!

 

Well people still believe that I'm 5'9 some people even think I'm 5'10.

 

I guess I look taller in person.

 

I'm more of a football guy.

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Imagine my dismay when I found out I'm only 6'1 with my shoes on.......I'm borderline 5'11 and it's the worst joke life has ever played on me.  I still pass for 6'1 in mugshots, but when your 5'8 girlfriend says "nigga, you ain't 6'1" you have a choice to make......Do you kill her so she doesn't talk, or pipe her down so she remembers who daddy is.

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