[classic swim] Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Is it just the gloves? Are they dead on the inside? It’s like having your penis fondled by an old-timey robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 ......how often is this "doctor" touching you? I've have a doctor touch my shit once outside of a football physical and that was when they told me I had diverticulitis. My balls were hurting...I thought it was testicular cancer....and whats great is this was before I saw the torsion episode of venturi bros, or I really would have freaked out. But I digress.....are you a football player ...... because that guy might not be a doctor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted April 21 Author Share Posted April 21 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: ...... because that guy might not be a doctor. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 I haven't seen a doctor in over 20 years. I'm surprised I'm still alive honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Repressed memories. 😱 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted April 21 Author Share Posted April 21 9 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Repressed memories. 😱 Sorry about what they did to your ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 2 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Sorry about what they did to your ass. Did I really just start a rumor about myself? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 I can't speak for medical school, but in nursing school, we spent an entire semester learning how to properly chill our hands before patient contact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 "You have to pry your penis from my cold, dead hands" - some doctor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 They're just giving you the chilly willy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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