Doctors who touch your penis with their cold hands.

[[classic swim]]

Is it just the gloves? Are they dead on the inside? It’s like having your penis fondled by an old-timey robot.

[André Toulon]

......how often is this "doctor" touching you?

I've have a doctor touch my shit once outside of a football physical and that was when they told me I had diverticulitis. My balls were hurting...I thought it was testicular cancer....and whats great is this was before I saw the torsion episode of venturi bros, or I really would have freaked out.

But I digress.....are you a football player

...... because that guy might not be a doctor.

[[classic swim]]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

...... because that guy might not be a doctor.

[Greeny]

I haven't seen a doctor in over 20 years. I'm surprised I'm still alive honestly.

[The_annoying_one]

Repressed memories. 😱

[[classic swim]]

9 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Repressed memories. 😱

Sorry about what they did to your ass.

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Sorry about what they did to your ass.

Did I really just start a rumor about myself?

[mthor]

I can't speak for medical school, but in nursing school, we spent an entire semester learning how to properly chill our hands before patient contact.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

"You have to pry your penis from my cold, dead hands" - some doctor.

[viperxmns]

They're just giving you the chilly willy