Imagine your directorial debut was a sex thriller

[MasqueradeOverture]

starring your OWN MOTHER

[MasqueradeOverture]

[[classic swim]]

[The_annoying_one]

Well, that’s beyond the most fucked up thing I’ve seen in quite a while….

[Seight]

[katt_goddess]

This is what happens when you internalize all those 'Yo momma' jokes in high school.

Anally. 

[viperxmns]

Such a damian thing to do smh

[naraku360]

[scoobdog]

Y’all make it sound like you wouldn’t watch your mom make out with a hot chick if she was Elizabeth Hurley.

[katt_goddess]

16 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Y’all make it sound like you wouldn’t watch your mom make out with a hot chick if she was Elizabeth Hurley.

My mom looks like a combination of ancient troll and deflated jack-o-lantern. 

That's something you'd only watch if you lost a bet and you weren't allowed to just gouge your eyes out. 

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

My mom looks like a combination of ancient troll and deflated jack-o-lantern. 

That's something you'd only watch if you lost a bet and you weren't allowed to just gouge your eyes out. 

Much less confusion that way.

[katt_goddess]

50 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Much less confusion that way.

Somewhere, out there, Elizabeth Hurley is buying burn cream and she doesn't even know why.