I slept in a chair last night

[Mix]

I wasn't too drunk to drive after a party or at the hospital for somebody or pulling an all nighter for work.

I just fell asleep in a chair, five feet from my bed.

Sat down, shut myself off and got up six hours later like it was ordinary.

You see where i'm going with this.

Guys, i'm concerned I might be a cyborg.

 

 

 

[[classic swim]]

Uncle shit.

[The_annoying_one]

I did that a few weeks ago.

My neck hated me for a while, too.

[scoobdog]

Were you jerking off before you fell asleep?

[Mix]

38 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Uncle shit.

I don't get that reference.

[Mix]

32 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I did that a few weeks ago.

My neck hated me for a while, too.

See, that's the thing, I was fine.

That's not human.

[Mix]

18 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Were you jerking off before you fell asleep?

No, but that would be hilarious.

Wake up in a chair with my pants around my ankles and my dick in my hand, lol.

Hell of a jerk, that.

[The_annoying_one]

12 minutes ago, Mix said:

See, that's the thing, I was fine.

That's not human.

You have clearly transcended.

All I ask is that you remember us little people when you overtake the world.

[scoobdog]

17 minutes ago, Mix said:

No, but that would be hilarious.

Wake up in a chair with my pants around my ankles and my dick in my hand, lol.

Hell of a jerk, that.

I can vouch for how liberating it can be.  Who needs a paramour when your chair and your left hand can take you wherever you want to go?

[Mix]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

You have clearly transcended.

All I ask is that you remember us little people when you overtake the world.

I'm about to Johnny Depp this shit

[Mix]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I can vouch for how liberating it can be.  Who needs a paramour when your chair and your left hand can take you wherever you want to go?

wow, are people cumming to that band?

i'm always the last to know.

y'know, I was the last person to start eating ass.

I was still working on the pussy and they were like, "the second course is coming, don't make the chef mad."

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 hour ago, Mix said:

wow, are people cumming to that band?

i'm always the last to know.

y'know, I was the last person to start eating ass.

I was still working on the pussy and they were like, "the second course is coming, don't make the chef mad."

 

You don't remember like 20 years ago all the teenage boys were in love with the singer?

[Mix]

5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You don't remember like 20 years ago all the teenage boys were in love with the singer?

I was playing with Yugioh cards back then, I didn't know shit about shit.

[SwimOdin]

I have occasionally fallen asleep in my office on the loveseat playing Red Dead. Those were painful wakeups.

[scoobdog]

8 hours ago, Mix said:

wow, are people cumming to that band?

Is that even possible?   If so, it would be the second biggest accomplishment in Matt Gaetz’s career.