Mix Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I wasn't too drunk to drive after a party or at the hospital for somebody or pulling an all nighter for work. I just fell asleep in a chair, five feet from my bed. Sat down, shut myself off and got up six hours later like it was ordinary. You see where i'm going with this. Guys, i'm concerned I might be a cyborg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Uncle shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I did that a few weeks ago. My neck hated me for a while, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Were you jerking off before you fell asleep? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 23 Author Share Posted February 23 38 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Uncle shit. I don't get that reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 23 Author Share Posted February 23 32 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I did that a few weeks ago. My neck hated me for a while, too. See, that's the thing, I was fine. That's not human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 23 Author Share Posted February 23 18 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Were you jerking off before you fell asleep? No, but that would be hilarious. Wake up in a chair with my pants around my ankles and my dick in my hand, lol. Hell of a jerk, that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 12 minutes ago, Mix said: See, that's the thing, I was fine. That's not human. You have clearly transcended. All I ask is that you remember us little people when you overtake the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 17 minutes ago, Mix said: No, but that would be hilarious. Wake up in a chair with my pants around my ankles and my dick in my hand, lol. Hell of a jerk, that. I can vouch for how liberating it can be. Who needs a paramour when your chair and your left hand can take you wherever you want to go? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 23 Author Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said: You have clearly transcended. All I ask is that you remember us little people when you overtake the world. I'm about to Johnny Depp this shit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 23 Author Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: I can vouch for how liberating it can be. Who needs a paramour when your chair and your left hand can take you wherever you want to go? wow, are people cumming to that band? i'm always the last to know. y'know, I was the last person to start eating ass. I was still working on the pussy and they were like, "the second course is coming, don't make the chef mad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 1 hour ago, Mix said: wow, are people cumming to that band? i'm always the last to know. y'know, I was the last person to start eating ass. I was still working on the pussy and they were like, "the second course is coming, don't make the chef mad." You don't remember like 20 years ago all the teenage boys were in love with the singer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 24 Author Share Posted February 24 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You don't remember like 20 years ago all the teenage boys were in love with the singer? I was playing with Yugioh cards back then, I didn't know shit about shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 I have occasionally fallen asleep in my office on the loveseat playing Red Dead. Those were painful wakeups. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 8 hours ago, Mix said: wow, are people cumming to that band? Is that even possible? If so, it would be the second biggest accomplishment in Matt Gaetz’s career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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