Mix Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 There's this whole dating app for single parents thing that has gone further than I imagined. And with your help, it will go further still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 I’ll consider it for the right price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 13, 2023 Author Share Posted November 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I’ll consider it for the right price. Come on man, don't be like that. Remember when your girlfriend found out about your sidechick and threatened to tell your wife? Who was there for you? Who gave you a shoulder to cry on and lent you his favorite shovel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mix said: Come on man, don't be like that. Remember when your girlfriend found out about your sidechick and threatened to tell your wife? Who was there for you? Who gave you a shoulder to cry on and lent you his favorite shovel? Be like that? Who told my girlfriend about my sidechick? Who brought my wife into this? Nobody was ever there for me! Nobody! That was the coldest shoulder I’ve ever cried on. And it’s funny you bring up the shovel. Who charged me $25 for every single dig?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Only if I can call you Mommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 5 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Only if I can call you Mommy. Deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 20 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Be like that? Who told my girlfriend about my sidechick? Who brought my wife into this? Nobody was ever there for me! Nobody! That was the coldest shoulder I’ve ever cried on. And it’s funny you bring up the shovel. Who charged me $25 for every single dig?! I also slept with your mom. And that time your house was robbed...me Also, the reason you feel cold all the time is because I sold your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mix said: I also slept with your mom. And that time your house was robbed...me Also, the reason you feel cold all the time is because I sold your soul. You leave my mom out of this! That wasn’t my house you robbed. You see, I was actually there to rob it first. How could you sell something I don’t even have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: You leave my mom out of this! That wasn’t my house you robbed. You see, I was actually there to rob it first. How could you sell something I don’t even have? So… whose mom did he actually sleep with? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: So… whose mom did he actually sleep with? Some questions are better left unanswered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Just now, The_annoying_one said: Some questions are better left unanswered. I just assumed you fucked the same mom when you were robbing the house. Not at the same time because that would be weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I just assumed you fucked the same mom when you were robbing the house. Not at the same time because that would be weird. You think I want his sloppy seconds? I thought you knew me better than that, man! Damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 12 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: You think I want his sloppy seconds? I thought you knew me better than that, man! Damn! Seeing as he thought it was your house, obviously you were there first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 22 hours ago, Mix said: There's this whole dating app for single parents thing that has gone further than I imagined. And with your help, it will go further still. ok i am too old i am 38 and bald 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Seeing as he thought it was your house, obviously you were there first. I was only there first to stop him. You see, I’m really good friends with the couple that lives there. I assure you, it is nothing sexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 56 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I was only there first to stop him. You see, I’m really good friends with the couple that lives there. I assure you, it is nothing sexual. Oh ok… Wait, how did you know he was coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Oh ok… Wait, how did you know he was coming? Is that a serious question? He wouldn’t shut up about it for days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Just now, The_annoying_one said: Is that a serious question? He wouldn’t shut up about it for days! This isn’t going the way I expected. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: This isn’t going the way I expected. Wait…you had expectations for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Wait…you had expectations for this? I do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I do now. Well, shit. I better step up my game, then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: ok i am too old i am 38 and bald 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 will you hold me and rock me to sleep at night? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Raptorpat said: will you hold me and rock me to sleep at night? I'll pretend to do that. In fact i'll pretend to do a lot of things for my pretend kid. I plan to be the best pretend dad/mom anyone has every seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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