When you hook up with someone who just got out of a long term relationship

[Mix]

You know, right away, what their partner was into.

You're getting the same moves.

 

- "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?"

- "I was trying to help you finish."

- "Oh, you were doing that for me?"

- "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot."

- "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time."

- "oh, shit. haha."

- "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>"

[The_annoying_one]

I will have you know, sir, that this is a family-friendly environment, not Skinemax!

If you do not cease this lewd behavior, then….absolutely nothing will happen because I’m just messing with you!

[atomicinumatt]

3 hours ago, Mix said:

You know, right away, what their partner was into.

You're getting the same moves.

 

- "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?"

- "I was trying to help you finish."

- "Oh, you were doing that for me?"

- "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot."

- "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time."

- "oh, shit. haha."

- "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>"

The poop shoot.. Poop comes from there. Not for sex. For pooping. 

[lupin_bebop]

I swear I have seen/heard this exchange somewhere before.

[Heshi]

Throw in both people being trans girls who started HRT within a couple of months of each other meow and then I'll get it... 

[molarbear]

On 8/17/2023 at 5:50 PM, Mix said:

You know, right away, what their partner was into.

You're getting the same moves.

 

- "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?"

- "I was trying to help you finish."

- "Oh, you were doing that for me?"

- "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot."

- "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time."

- "oh, shit. haha."

- "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>"

I got you

Edited August 19, 2023 by molarbear
I have no clue what demon is conjured from the text at the bottom, I just searched j&j no more tears baby shampoo and picked the first image

[GuyBeardmane]

On 8/17/2023 at 10:18 PM, atomicinumatt said:

The poop shoot.. Poop comes from there. Not for sex. For pooping. 

https://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/

[Gemini]

On 8/17/2023 at 5:50 PM, Mix said:

You know, right away, what their partner was into.

You're getting the same moves.

 

- "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?"

- "I was trying to help you finish."

- "Oh, you were doing that for me?"

- "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot."

- "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time."

- "oh, shit. haha."

- "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>"

[Mix]

15 hours ago, Gemini said:

In my defense, you're a lot smarter now.

I mean, you were married back then.

[Gemini]

3 minutes ago, Mix said:

In my defense, you're a lot smarter now.

I mean, you were married back then.

I technically still am, but not much longer. I expect to be officially divorced by Thanksgiving.

Also, touche. lol

Edited August 25, 2023 by Gemini
Nice comeback.