Mix Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 You know, right away, what their partner was into. You're getting the same moves. - "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?" - "I was trying to help you finish." - "Oh, you were doing that for me?" - "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot." - "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time." - "oh, shit. haha." - "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 I will have you know, sir, that this is a family-friendly environment, not Skinemax! If you do not cease this lewd behavior, then….absolutely nothing will happen because I’m just messing with you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 3 hours ago, Mix said: You know, right away, what their partner was into. You're getting the same moves. - "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?" - "I was trying to help you finish." - "Oh, you were doing that for me?" - "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot." - "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time." - "oh, shit. haha." - "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>" The poop shoot.. Poop comes from there. Not for sex. For pooping. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 I swear I have seen/heard this exchange somewhere before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heshi Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Throw in both people being trans girls who started HRT within a couple of months of each other meow and then I'll get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 (edited) On 8/17/2023 at 5:50 PM, Mix said: You know, right away, what their partner was into. You're getting the same moves. - "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?" - "I was trying to help you finish." - "Oh, you were doing that for me?" - "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot." - "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time." - "oh, shit. haha." - "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>" I got you Edited August 19, 2023 by molarbear I have no clue what demon is conjured from the text at the bottom, I just searched j&j no more tears baby shampoo and picked the first image 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 On 8/17/2023 at 10:18 PM, atomicinumatt said: The poop shoot.. Poop comes from there. Not for sex. For pooping. https://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 On 8/17/2023 at 5:50 PM, Mix said: You know, right away, what their partner was into. You're getting the same moves. - "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?" - "I was trying to help you finish." - "Oh, you were doing that for me?" - "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot." - "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time." - "oh, shit. haha." - "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 25, 2023 Author Share Posted August 25, 2023 15 hours ago, Gemini said: In my defense, you're a lot smarter now. I mean, you were married back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Mix said: In my defense, you're a lot smarter now. I mean, you were married back then. I technically still am, but not much longer. I expect to be officially divorced by Thanksgiving. Also, touche. lol Edited August 25, 2023 by Gemini Nice comeback. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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