my cat has been cleaning his arse and balls for a solid 5 minutes,

[discolé monade]

and now thinks, that this is the best time to try and smell my nose. 

cats are such assholes. 

*edit. not worms, i have a regiment for that. he's a ginger, with sensitive skin. and i say arse, but i mean arse and balls. frank and beans, he schlurps while he works. 

 

Edited June 24, 2023 by discolé monade

[Gemini]

He is what he eats then, eh?

[inhumanrampager]

Sounds like you should help your cat. Start licking.

[scoobdog]

Might want to check for worms.  My baby has a flea problem, and she’s been washing down there a lot because of the resulting tapeworm.

I’m taking her to the vet tomorrow to get a deworming pill.

[Vela]

    Yep...these are the comments...we strive for consistency here...

[Sekiath]

He may have anal gland problems. Take him to a vet where they'll get his glands "expressed" if he is having problems. Otherwise it is quite painful for the cat. 

[naraku360]

He's the scat cat

 

Edited June 24, 2023 by naraku360

[tsar4]

Vet time.  Had to take one of mine in today, urinary infection and 2 of the other 3 kept pestering her because of it.

[discolé monade]

18 hours ago, Vela said:

    Yep...these are the comments...we strive for consistency here...

and yet, still room for improvement. 

[The_annoying_one]

3 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

and yet, still room for improvement. 

I can help with that!

 

[discolé monade]

he is due for a vet visit, however, i just need y'all to gain some perspective. 

 

 

[discolé monade]

[Gemini]

[discolé monade]

gave him his bath, and of course his anal leakage comes a flyin' out. bloody hell. 

i mean i knew he was due, but sometimes it's just not a thing people want to discuss in mixed company.

[Gemini]

9 hours ago, discolé monade said:

gave him his bath, and of course his anal leakage comes a flyin' out. bloody hell. 

i mean i knew he was due, but sometimes it's just not a thing people want to discuss in mixed company.

Yeah, it's time to take him to the vet ASAP.

[discolé monade]

39 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Yeah, it's time to take him to the vet ASAP.

no, it's not. he's fine. i literally just linked an article about ...

you know what?

let's.....

[The_annoying_one]

So, I clicked your link, read a little bit of it, then closed it.

As soon as I closed it, the words "Closed anal glands" popped up on my tablet screen.

That image will be burned into my brain for days now. 

[discolé monade]

now...imagine the experience. i knew what to expect. cats are literally assholes AND they are what they eat. 

learning how to do certain things at home for your pet, will cut down on excruciating vet bills. 

 

[Gemini]

Just now, discolé monade said:

now...imagine the experience. i knew what to expect. cats are literally assholes AND they are what they eat. 

learning how to do certain things at home for your pet, will cut down on excruciating vet bills. 

 

That's a good point. (And no, I didn't click on the link you provided. I should have, so that's on me.)

[Greeny]

He'll eat your body if you die.

[discolé monade]

1 hour ago, Greeny said:

He'll eat your body whenyou die.

here's hoping...

>_>

[Greeny]

4 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

here's hoping...

>_>

Wtf?

[discolé monade]

19 hours ago, Greeny said:

Wtf?

like the good lordt intended. 

*cues music*
*deep inhale*

THE CIRRRCLE OFFFF LIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!!! AND IT MOVVVVVVEEESSSSSSS USSSS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Greeny]

2 hours ago, discolé monade said:

like the good lordt intended. 

*cues music*
*deep inhale*

THE CIRRRCLE OFFFF LIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!!! AND IT MOVVVVVVEEESSSSSSS USSSS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

He's gonna poop you out too.

[discolé monade]

Just now, Greeny said:

He's gonna poop you out too.

and thus, completing one cycle, and starting anew.....

*music forte begins the ascent....*

INN THEEEE CIRRRRRRRRCLLLLLLLEEE.........THEEEEE CIRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Greeny]

3 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

and thus, completing one cycle, and starting anew.....

*music forte begins the ascent....*

INN THEEEE CIRRRRRRRRCLLLLLLLEEE.........THEEEEE CIRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's ok to like The Lion King but this is taking it too far.

[Gemini]

On 6/28/2023 at 9:02 PM, discolé monade said:

and thus, completing one cycle, and starting anew.....

*music forte begins the ascent....*

INN THEEEE CIRRRRRRRRCLLLLLLLEEE.........THEEEEE CIRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can you feel the love tonight?

[discolé monade]

that's lion pron. that's...that's just sick. 

[Gemini]

5 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

that's lion pron. that's...that's just sick. 

It's from the movie! lol

Get mad at Disney.

Edited July 2, 2023 by Gemini

[discolé monade]

you're the perv that brought it into the thread.

so.........

[Gemini]

I had no such thoughts in my head when I posted it. If anything, you're the perv.

Perv.

[discolé monade]

and see, turning this around on me trying say i am perv, makes you more perv. 

the perviest dog pervs the most. 

you perv's perv. 

[Gemini]

Just now, discolé monade said:

and see, turning this around on me trying say i am perv, makes you more perv. 

the perviest dog pervs the most. 

you perv's perv. 

 She who perved first, proved she was the perv.

[discolé monade]

[Gemini]

Yeah, I posted it. I posted it innocently enough. Again, YOU! are the one who decided it was perverted.

[discolé monade]

exactly what a perv would argue. 

*sigh*

it's ok. we...we've all perved, at least once in our lives. i forgive you. 

[The_annoying_one]

4 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

exactly what a perv would argue. 

*sigh*

it's ok. we...we've all perved, at least once in our lives. i forgive you. 

I would argue that in order to forgive Gemini, you must first learn to forgive your own pervy ways.

[discolé monade]

and i would argue, only another perv, would swoop in, cape and all, and jump into the kool-aid, not QUITE sure what the flavor is, but PERV'S UNITE being the motto, and all that jazz.....

 

perv.

[Gemini]

6 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

and i would argue, only another perv, would swoop in, cape and all, and jump into the kool-aid, not QUITE sure what the flavor is, but PERV'S UNITE being the motto, and all that jazz.....

 

perv.

[The_annoying_one]

6 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

and i would argue, only another perv, would swoop in, cape and all, and jump into the kool-aid, not QUITE sure what the flavor is, but PERV'S UNITE being the motto, and all that jazz.....

 

perv.

Never assume that I am not a perv. Or that I would be embarrassed to admit it if I were.

[discolé monade]

touche

[Vela]

...did I hear pervs uniting in here? 

[Gemini]

31 minutes ago, Vela said:

...did I hear pervs uniting in here? 

[discolé monade]

[discolé monade]

not good enough for the reunion page. 

 

*kicks rocks*

[The_annoying_one]

2 hours ago, discolé monade said:

not good enough for the reunion page. 

 

*kicks rocks*

The Reunion page is basically an exclusive club that virtually nobody is allowed in.

[discolé monade]

On 7/8/2023 at 9:19 PM, The_annoying_one said:

The Reunion page is basically an exclusive club that virtually nobody is allowed in.

some things never change.

[Greeny]

On 7/8/2023 at 9:19 PM, The_annoying_one said:

The Reunion page is basically an exclusive club that virtually nobody is allowed in.

They let me in so their standards are obviously pretty low.