GuyBeardmane Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I saw some and bought it and thought "hey, didn't this flavor come out before?" The label had the Jurassic World 3 logo on it and advertises tickets. Then I thought "hey, the last time I went on a date we went to see Jurassic World 2." So then I looked up when Jurassic World 2 came out and found out that it's been four years next month since the movie released. So it's been four years since I've been on a date and also have gone to a movie theater. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Fuck. There was a Jurassic World 2 ??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, Vamped said: Fuck. There was a Jurassic World 2 ??? Yeah, they made a creepy pervert dino who stalked a little girl by combining the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World 1 with a Velociraptor. Spoilers: Spoiler The island was on a volcano and it erupted, but not before they moved the dinos to the mainland. And then Badguy McJackhole revealed his plot was to get the dinos to the mainland and auction them off to rich people as pets and/or weapons, and then the Indoraptor died from falling and getting impaled and the little girl he stalked released all the dinos so the movie ends and there's like lions at the zoo roaring and then just on the other side of this trench the T-Rex shows up and roars back, so they've basically released dinos into human populated areas. Also the little girl is a clone of John Hammond's friend's daughter, created using the same basic tech that InGen used to create the dinos. Anyway the idea of a third movie is going to be better than the third movie could possibly be, because there's no way they're going to go as hard into "oh shit dinos in cities lmao we're fucked" as they need to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 6 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Yeah, they made a creepy pervert dino who stalked a little girl by combining the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World 1 with a Velociraptor. Spoilers: Reveal hidden contents The island was on a volcano and it erupted, but not before they moved the dinos to the mainland. And then Badguy McJackhole revealed his plot was to get the dinos to the mainland and auction them off to rich people as pets and/or weapons, and then the Indoraptor died from falling and getting impaled and the little girl he stalked released all the dinos so the movie ends and there's like lions at the zoo roaring and then just on the other side of this trench the T-Rex shows up and roars back, so they've basically released dinos into human populated areas. Also the little girl is a clone of John Hammond's friend's daughter, created using the same basic tech that InGen used to create the dinos. Anyway the idea of a third movie is going to be better than the third movie could possibly be, because there's no way they're going to go as hard into "oh shit dinos in cities lmao we're fucked" as they need to. Not reading the spoiler. I watched the first one in theaters ... pregnant .... it was not fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 It's statistically probable that if you ask 1,000,000 people out on a date at least one will go on a date with you. You gotta make the odds your bitch my dude. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 (edited) Great example of what’s been on my mind for the last term and a half. Edited May 21, 2022 by Lemming 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 I was so confused to see it back and with a different movie tie in because it was originally for Spiderman Far From Home back in 2019 and tasted awful. But then I was confused even more because I thought it was originally a Mountain Dew flavor that was tied to Batman back in 2012 which also tasted awful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 5/21/2022 at 3:26 AM, Israeli_Jericho941 said: You gotta make the odds your bitch my dude. Words to live by. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 22, 2022 Author Share Posted May 22, 2022 17 hours ago, GunStarHero said: I was so confused to see it back and with a different movie tie in because it was originally for Spiderman Far From Home back in 2019 and tasted awful. But then I was confused even more because I thought it was originally a Mountain Dew flavor that was tied to Batman back in 2012 which also tasted awful. I thought that was Pitch Black version 2, but it actually was Mountain Dew Dark Berry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 I''d rather they had mini cans of Cane Sugar Dr Pepper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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