SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) Getting incredible reviews from anyone whose tried it, mayor included. Got an in with some powerful people in town. They wanted to buy some but were disappointed to learn it's federally illegal to sell untaxed alcohol. (unless this is a sting operation, oh god.) Can't wait to pitch my idea for a combination semi-medieval themed bar, grill, airbnb, and fighting pit. No seriously. Working on the powerpoint right now. Edited September 10, 2021 by SwimModSponges 1 1
GuyBeardmane Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Getting incredible reviews from anyone whose tried it, mayor included. Got an in with some powerful people in town. They wanted to buy some but were disappointed to learn it's federally illegal to sell untaxed alcohol. (unless this is a sting operation, oh god.) Can't wait to pitch my idea for a combination semi-medieval themed bar, grill, airbnb, and fighting pit. No seriously. Working on the powerpoint right now. The Coliseum Bar and Grill. Fun for the whole family, if the whole family likes cage fights while eating dinner. 1
resurrected Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Don't get in over your head. Just stick to making the alcohol. One step at a time. In the meantime, you can get by without selling it. Accept donations instead. Apply for a micro-brewery license. Get in touch with the health department. Get the mayor to point you in the right directions.
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2021 Author Posted September 10, 2021 Legit. Like a Medieval Times only you're allowed to jump into the pit. Rent some high-quality foam weapons, chug some craft mead, and beat the hell out of your friends.
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2021 Author Posted September 10, 2021 15 minutes ago, resurrected said: Don't get in over your head. Just stick to making the alcohol. One step at a time. In the meantime, you can get by without selling it. Accept donations instead. Apply for a micro-brewery license. Get in touch with the health department. Get the mayor to point you in the right directions. Go big or go home- if I says "Hey, this town needs another brewery" they'll say "what, six of them isn't enough?" If I sell an experience though, that's what kids these days are all about.
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Dude, you live in Wisconsin. Everyone’s an alcoholic there. You don’t need a fancy gimmick to get people to drink your hipster swill. 1
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2021 Author Posted September 10, 2021 No, that's what I'm saying- we're all alcoholics so we've already got six breweries in town. Also the gimmick was my dream before the booze, the booze is just the key to unlocking my plans. 1
scoobdog Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Actually, I'm working on a tasting room for brewhouse right now. It's not medieval themed, though. 😞
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2021 Author Posted September 10, 2021 Wouldn't it be so much cooler if it were though?
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2021 Author Posted September 10, 2021 There we go. Let's get this puppy up and running.
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2021 Author Posted September 10, 2021 Think I got a winning pitch here- 1
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2021 Author Posted September 10, 2021 They don't let you fight there or have their own in-house brewery.
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: No, that's what I'm saying- we're all alcoholics so we've already got six breweries in town. Also the gimmick was my dream before the booze, the booze is just the key to unlocking my plans. There’s never too many of a thing when everyone is an alcoholic. 1
scoobdog Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: They don't let you fight there or have their own in-house brewery. Pretty sure your insurance company won't let you either.
Seight Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Congratulations on getting your party liquor to the leader.
SwimModSponges Posted September 13, 2021 Author Posted September 13, 2021 CEO of our organization came in to work today, along with the executive leadership team. First thing he says when he sees me is he asks how my brewing is going. Good times. 1
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