Mix Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 They can prove without a shadow of a doubt I wasn't any where near that Applebee's. I got all my vaccine shots, they know exactly where I am at all times your honor. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 I call to the witness stand The Ghost That Never Lies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 I hear the new thing is horse dewormer....Great stuff! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Sir, this is a Wendy's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 3, 2021 Author Share Posted September 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Tricolor said: I hear the new thing is horse dewormer....Great stuff! Why is everyone stuck on the worms part? It also treats river blindness. I've never even heard of such a thing, but it seems more urgent than worms. If a pill cured acne and AIDS, you wouldn't call it the acne cure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 10 hours ago, Mix said: Why is everyone stuck on the worms part? It also treats river blindness. I've never even heard of such a thing, but it seems more urgent than worms. If a pill cured acne and AIDS, you wouldn't call it the acne cure. Because everyone knows... if you cure the worms you free them from the Illuminati. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 What do you mean the NSA can’t just forward over a spycam video of me fapping or taking a dump as my alibi for not being anywhere near a crime scene!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 You can't call the Government because the only branch that pays attention to anything is the Judicial Branch, and since Justice is blind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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