nameraka Posted August 22, 2021 Posted August 22, 2021 I mean, I'm not pregnant... or female. I just feel really strongly that everyone should have the right to choose their own path, you know? I mean, my body, my choice, right?
Mix Posted August 22, 2021 Posted August 22, 2021 I think I'm sterile. I don't have any medical info backing this up, but my pull out game is laughable. People have literally laughed. You'd think I would have saddled some poor woman with my abortion bill by now. ... I should add, I have received more than the average amount of shots to the groin. 1
nameraka Posted August 22, 2021 Author Posted August 22, 2021 58 minutes ago, discolé monade said: this is dumb. yes. yes it is. 1
nameraka Posted August 22, 2021 Author Posted August 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Mix said: I should add, I have received more than the average amount of shots to the groin. I'm gonna need more information on this.
Mix Posted August 22, 2021 Posted August 22, 2021 8 hours ago, nameraka said: I'm gonna need more information on this. Sorry, Hippo prevents me from sharing such details 1
Seight Posted August 23, 2021 Posted August 23, 2021 No, it is I who is pregnant. Pregnant with THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL! *places a single Portobello mushroom on the grill*
Chapinator_X Posted August 23, 2021 Posted August 23, 2021 If MPreg ever becomes a reality, then I’d presume that’d be an option.
BlackNoir Posted August 23, 2021 Posted August 23, 2021 18 hours ago, Mix said: You'd think I would have saddled some poor woman with my abortion bill by now. ... .......i know im high, and i have a question....but i know, no matter the answer, im going to feel stupid
nameraka Posted August 23, 2021 Author Posted August 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Mix said: Sorry, Hippo prevents me from sharing such details harry the hipaa hippo needs to become a thing. I know you're listening, government spooks. make it happen.
nameraka Posted August 23, 2021 Author Posted August 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Seight said: No, it is I who is pregnant. Pregnant with THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL! *places a single Portobello mushroom on the grill* well. that's gonna hurt coming out. 1
BlackNoir Posted August 23, 2021 Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, nameraka said: well. that's gonna hurt coming out. Now im thinking about nutting $5 again 1
nameraka Posted August 23, 2021 Author Posted August 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: Now im thinking about nutting $5 again may I suggest an alternative? https://www.beaspermdonor.com/sperm-donor-compensation/
Tricolor Posted August 23, 2021 Posted August 23, 2021 Eating Chipotle makes me feel like I've aborted, because them shits come out the size of babies!
Mix Posted August 23, 2021 Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, BlackNoir said: .......i know im high, and i have a question....but i know, no matter the answer, im going to feel stupid that's a poorly put together sentence, I'll admit Edited August 23, 2021 by Mix 1
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