nameraka Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 I mean, I'm not pregnant... or female. I just feel really strongly that everyone should have the right to choose their own path, you know? I mean, my body, my choice, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 I think I'm sterile. I don't have any medical info backing this up, but my pull out game is laughable. People have literally laughed. You'd think I would have saddled some poor woman with my abortion bill by now. ... I should add, I have received more than the average amount of shots to the groin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 this is dumb. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 22, 2021 Author Share Posted August 22, 2021 58 minutes ago, discolé monade said: this is dumb. yes. yes it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 22, 2021 Author Share Posted August 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Mix said: I should add, I have received more than the average amount of shots to the groin. I'm gonna need more information on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 8 hours ago, nameraka said: I'm gonna need more information on this. Sorry, Hippo prevents me from sharing such details 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 No, it is I who is pregnant. Pregnant with THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL! *places a single Portobello mushroom on the grill* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 If MPreg ever becomes a reality, then I’d presume that’d be an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 18 hours ago, Mix said: You'd think I would have saddled some poor woman with my abortion bill by now. ... .......i know im high, and i have a question....but i know, no matter the answer, im going to feel stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 23, 2021 Author Share Posted August 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Mix said: Sorry, Hippo prevents me from sharing such details harry the hipaa hippo needs to become a thing. I know you're listening, government spooks. make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 23, 2021 Author Share Posted August 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Seight said: No, it is I who is pregnant. Pregnant with THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL! *places a single Portobello mushroom on the grill* well. that's gonna hurt coming out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, nameraka said: well. that's gonna hurt coming out. Now im thinking about nutting $5 again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 23, 2021 Author Share Posted August 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: Now im thinking about nutting $5 again may I suggest an alternative? https://www.beaspermdonor.com/sperm-donor-compensation/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Eating Chipotle makes me feel like I've aborted, because them shits come out the size of babies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, BlackNoir said: .......i know im high, and i have a question....but i know, no matter the answer, im going to feel stupid that's a poorly put together sentence, I'll admit Edited August 23, 2021 by Mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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