Mix Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it.
BlackNoir Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 Can i try some of that, sir? ....but i have no clue...chosen it is
Commander McBelch Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 20 minutes ago, Mix said: I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it. Bats are always swooping at people. They're aggressive, even when they don't have rabies.
tsar4 Posted August 22, 2021 Posted August 22, 2021 40 minutes ago, Mix said: I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it. Mosquitos congregate around people. Bats eat mosquitos. You're collateral damage. 1
molarbear Posted August 22, 2021 Posted August 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Mix said: I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it. I thought we agreed we'd go to Vegas together
Mix Posted August 22, 2021 Author Posted August 22, 2021 12 hours ago, molarbear said: I thought we agreed we'd go to Vegas together I'm banned from Vegas. It's not a casino thing, @GunStarHero caught me cheating at a Halo tournament and I sprayed whip cream in her face and ran for it. Haven't been back since.
Tricolor Posted August 25, 2021 Posted August 25, 2021 Let one bite you, maybe turn into batman..that's how it works,right? Right? Pffffff....kids
Mix Posted August 25, 2021 Author Posted August 25, 2021 57 minutes ago, Tricolor said: Let one bite you, maybe turn into batman..that's how it works,right? Right? Pffffff....kids I rented a Batman suit once and the boots gave me permanent athletes foot. 1
TrigunBebop Posted August 25, 2021 Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) This is why we shouldn't stop in bat country. Edited August 25, 2021 by TrigunBebop
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