Mix Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Can i try some of that, sir? ....but i have no clue...chosen it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander McBelch Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 20 minutes ago, Mix said: I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it. Bats are always swooping at people. They're aggressive, even when they don't have rabies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 40 minutes ago, Mix said: I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it. Mosquitos congregate around people. Bats eat mosquitos. You're collateral damage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 we can't stop here, bro... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Mix said: I've been going swimming at night. I noticed these birds keep swooping down on/around me. It was weird and I didn't get it. Were they drinking the water? That can't be right. What the hell? It just hit me right now that they were freakin' bats. What's going on? Is this normal bat behavior or have I been chosen? I get scratches and dings all the time, I wouldn't even notice if I got bit. I could be on The dark journey and not even know it. I thought we agreed we'd go to Vegas together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 22, 2021 Author Share Posted August 22, 2021 12 hours ago, molarbear said: I thought we agreed we'd go to Vegas together I'm banned from Vegas. It's not a casino thing, @GunStarHero caught me cheating at a Halo tournament and I sprayed whip cream in her face and ran for it. Haven't been back since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Let one bite you, maybe turn into batman..that's how it works,right? Right? Pffffff....kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 25, 2021 Author Share Posted August 25, 2021 57 minutes ago, Tricolor said: Let one bite you, maybe turn into batman..that's how it works,right? Right? Pffffff....kids I rented a Batman suit once and the boots gave me permanent athletes foot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) This is why we shouldn't stop in bat country. Edited August 25, 2021 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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