Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 It was a stuffed mattress, no frame or coils. It didn't make a sound, going down. The new mattress arrives today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 So why didn't you have the guys delivering the new mattress take the old mattress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: So why didn't you have the guys delivering the new mattress take the old mattress? They don't do that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: They don't do that. What kind of shitty mattress did you buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: What kind of shitty mattress did you buy? Just something that fits a futon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Literally every single mattress store will offer to dump your old mattress for a fee if you get the new one delivered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: Literally every single mattress store will offer to dump your old mattress for a fee if you get the new one delivered. Well, this one doesn't. Besides, with a ready made dumpster waiting out back for bulk items, who needs that service? I can spend the extra fee on something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 You didn't actually buy a new mattress, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 14 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You didn't actually buy a new mattress, did you? I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 16 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You didn't actually buy a new mattress, did you? Bro, he's the Sofa King....it's not just a joke from the silent era, it's his reality 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: I did. I said new. Not "like new." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I said new. Not "like new." It is. 100% brand new. If I wanted a used one, the one I just kicked down the stairs would still be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 No, if you wanted a new one, you'ld be sitting pretty, fingering yourself to your schoolgirl smut, waiting for the big burly mattress delivery dudes to deliver your new mattress and remove the cum stained abomination from your hovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: No, if you wanted a new one, you'ld be sitting pretty, fingering yourself to your schoolgirl smut, waiting for the big burly mattress delivery dudes to deliver your new mattress and remove the cum stained abomination from your hovel. Why would I pay for removal if it were offered? No, five minutes of work I can do on my own isn't worth paying for. I'd rather pay the guy who is cleaning the pots on my amp instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Sofa King Kule said: Why would I pay for removal if it were offered? Because you can't throw a mattress into ANY dumpster. It's a bulk item, and, someone has to pay waste disposal extra to pick it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 48 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Because you can't throw a mattress into ANY dumpster. It's a bulk item, and, someone has to pay waste disposal extra to pick it up. That's what the landlady does here. This dumpster is thirty cubic yards and laid out specifically for any bulk furniture items. It beats having stuff like that cluttering the parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: I said new. Not "like new." Melsfurnitureac.com Factory direct. If they don't have what you want in stock, they will order it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Are the bedbugs free or did you pay extra.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 41 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: That's what the landlady does here. This dumpster is thirty cubic yards and laid out specifically for any bulk furniture items. It beats having stuff like that cluttering the parking lot. Bullshit. You would need a construction roll off to fit furniture, and those are hella expensive to just have sit there for weeks on end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Bullshit. You would need a construction roll off to fit furniture, and those are hella expensive to just have sit there for weeks on end. It's there, all year round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 44 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Are the bedbugs free or did you pay extra.... You don't find those in new merchandise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 21 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: It's there, all year round. Show us a pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Show us a pic. Tell me what a "construction roll off" is. I don't think this has one. A truck driver just plops it on the ground and leaves. Edited June 3, 2021 by Sofa King Kule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: Tell me what a "construction rollup" is. I don't think this has one. A truck driver just plops it on the ground and leaves. Since you like to Google things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Roll Off It comes off the back of a truck with rails and has cylindrical casters on all four corners. It literally rolls off and on the back of the truck. Anything above 5 cubic yards is probably a roll off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Roll Off It comes off the back of a truck with rails and has cylindrical casters on all four corners. It literally rolls off and on the back of the truck. Anything above 5 cubic yards is probably a roll off. Oh... This one is thirty cubic yards and what you describe is how it's delivered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: Oh... This one is thirty cubic yards and what you describe is how it's delivered. Those things cost a lot of money. Anywhere from $600 to $1000 per exchanges, and if you don't exchange at least once in two weeks, they charge rent on those fuckers - like another $200 per week. The prices can be absurd. There is no way your landlady just parks one of those things at your complex so a couple or yahoos can save money throwing out their crappy furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 (edited) 12 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Those things cost a lot of money. Anywhere from $600 to $1000 per exchanges, and if you don't exchange at least once in two weeks, they charge rent on those fuckers - like another $200 per week. The prices can be absurd. There is no way your landlady just parks one of those things at your complex so a couple or yahoos can save money throwing out their crappy furniture. It still beats the alternative, seeing that more than 200 people reside here. Looks like some homeless yahoo has just taken the mattress back out and dragged it under the Boardwalk. Edited June 3, 2021 by Sofa King Kule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: It still beats the alternative, seeing that more than 200 people reside here. Looks like some homeless yahoo has just taken the mattress back out and dragged it under the Boardwalk. Can just imagine the stains that homeless dude is putting his face against. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 24 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Can just imagine the stains that homeless dude is putting his face against. Since he's making them, he should know all about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 53 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: It still beats the alternative, seeing that more than 200 people reside here. Looks like some homeless yahoo has just taken the mattress back out and dragged it under the Boardwalk. So I thought it was against the rules to dox….even yourself…. Again… isn’t the one rule written specifically because of this fucking shitbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: So I thought it was against the rules to dox….even yourself…. Again… isn’t the one rule written specifically because of this fucking shitbag? I like how you quoted it for posterity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I like how you quoted it for posterity. Just pouring the accelerant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: So I thought it was against the rules to dox….even yourself…. Again… isn’t the one rule written specifically because of this fucking shitbag? The only thing getting doxed here is Earth Tech. They probably like the free advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 34 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: The only thing getting doxed here is Earth Tech. They probably like the free advertising. Not from you they don't. I'm sure they've seem their fair share of your soil mattresses and bloody sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 4, 2021 Author Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Not from you they don't. I'm sure they've seem their fair share of your soil mattresses and bloody sheets. Whatever is in it just gets ground together with the broken tv sets, the refrigerators that blow hot air, the air conditioners that are rusted to a stand still and all the carpeting from vacated apartments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Whatever is in it just gets ground together with the broken tv sets, the refrigerators that blow hot air, the air conditioners that are rusted to a stand still and all the carpeting from vacated apartments. No, that is not what happens. See, there's this thing called sorting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 4, 2021 Author Share Posted June 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, scoobdog said: No, that is not what happens. See, there's this thing called sorting.... I guess you haven't seen a landfill up close. It's like at the casino, when I put filing cabinets, refrigerators, broken office furniture, plastic Christmas trees, toilets, tv sets and hundreds of pounds of room key cards in the same compactor. This, along with the beer bottles, restroom waste paper, rotted expired food, telephones, radios, bed linens, air duct filters, broken vacuum cleaners, iron pipe fragments and light fixture ballasts that are already in there before I begin my shift. You think anybody can be paid enough to pick that apart and sort it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Not only do I think it, I know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 4, 2021 Author Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Not only do I think it, I know it. Sure, you do. You're not the guy who saw the back of an overloaded compactor bust open and spill its contents to form a fifty foot long turd pile of that trash. There's no way to sort any of that. I saw it with my own eyes and have seen landfills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 No, I’m the dude that has to pay the fucking trash bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 4, 2021 Author Share Posted June 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: No, I’m the dude that has to pay the fucking trash bills. So is a casino. No public pick up for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 So your casino bosses know about waste management than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 4, 2021 Author Share Posted June 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, scoobdog said: So your casino bosses know about waste management than you do. They just pay the lowest bidder for a five year contract. You figure out the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 (edited) Just now, Sofa King Kule said: They just pay the lowest bidder for a five year contract. You figure out the rest. You also don’t know how bidding works, unsurprisingly. Edited June 4, 2021 by scoobdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 4, 2021 Author Share Posted June 4, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: You also don’t know how bidding works, unsurprisingly. Sure, let's go with the highest out of twenty... Said nobody, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Sure, let's go with the highest out of twenty... Said nobody, ever. 8 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You also don’t know how bidding works, unsurprisingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abomination Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Those containers will be hauled to a transfer station and the contents will be sorted. What can go into a landfill, will be hauled to one. What can be recycled, will be recycled. And in some areas, not much recycling is going on. Especially glass. The company who collects and hauls, should be the one who bid the lowest. Otherwise, the city/county is stupid for overpaying for the same service. Depending on how much waste is accumulated in that certain area, the tipping fee will be included with the overall cost that the taxpayers pay. The collection/hauling company will work out a deal with the landfill to get a set tipping fee, in most cases. Like our area, the taxpayers pay $53 a year for this service. That's the fee divided up, to cover collection, hauling and tipping. In our case, our county pays around a million bucks a year for waste management. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abomination Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Tough crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 4, 2021 Author Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, abomination said: Those containers will be hauled to a transfer station and the contents will be sorted. What can go into a landfill, will be hauled to one. What can be recycled, will be recycled. And in some areas, not much recycling is going on. Especially glass. The company who collects and hauls, should be the one who bid the lowest. Otherwise, the city/county is stupid for overpaying for the same service. Depending on how much waste is accumulated in that certain area, the tipping fee will be included with the overall cost that the taxpayers pay. The collection/hauling company will work out a deal with the landfill to get a set tipping fee, in most cases. Like our area, the taxpayers pay $53 a year for this service. That's the fee divided up, to cover collection, hauling and tipping. In our case, our county pays around a million bucks a year for waste management. And what's done with stuff that has been so crunched together as to be almost inseparable, such as in an industrial grade trash compactor? But, that's beside the point. We're still talking about this open top dumpster. It might be fast, easy and perhaps even economical to try sorting and recycling from there, but only if the people using it are playing by the rules. We have six smaller dumpsters to hold the regular household trash and food waste. That stuff doesn't belong in the bulk dumpster, but, there it is... Just because we have some tenants too lazy to walk the extra few yards to a small dumpster. So, when a 25 inch crt is shattered in the front and then bags of rancid gravy and dirty Depends fill the resulting cavity, who is going to pick the flyback transformer out of that thing and say, "Here's a valuable recycling item!" ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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